Join Weezer at the dinner table!

no weezer man this will be updated in the future

hot

not satire!!

This is satire. I just wrote this because I was bored and wanted to improve my writing skills.

You are walking down a street and Rivers sees you, next thing you know your tied up in his basement and your being flogged! 🥰🥰

rivers cuomo

In this story, the female reader meets and dates Rivers Cuomo from Weezer.