oh wee ooh I look just like buddy holly (also this is very satire)

"What did you think of the concert?" "Weezer is incredibly overrated." "You sure about that Petal? I heard their lead guitarist is pretty hot"

cover art drawn by my friend savannah!! as goofy as the title sounds this is more serious ish, im pretty excited for this one! the whole plot for this is based on one single song actually, not even the official song, its demo! the demo is of "you won't get with me tonight" duetted by Brian Bell & Rivers Cuomo. Slightly also inspired by rivers project "songs from the black hole" in some ways, with some of the songs influencing this. ofc in my own way and my own story anyway, hope you enjoy!

"Well well look who it is." - Y/N, being Pats' younger sibling, has been fortunate enough to be close friends with Weezer for as long as they can remember. With you and the band living together since the release of Blue Album, when Matt leaves the band and moves out, the house becomes incredibly empty to you while Rivers searches for a new bassist. Then he finds one. - Gender Neutral reader/no gender specified/they/them pronouns used for reader. Tw for drinking, cursing, n sexual references (lol help)

Rivers Cuomo, celebrity and lead singer of Weezer, also known as your best friend since childhood. After a tediously long time of him being gone, you began to miss him. Rivers decided to take a break from his career and spend time with friends and family, leaving you two to have many fun adventures while he's with you.

Rivers Cuomo gets bullied, but the bully does more than unravel his sweater.

Hot sexy brivers love story!!!! #ibs #imedgingtothis #skibidi #imworkinglatecuzimfuckinginsane

rivers cum is a secret fan of harry styles, and one day he was jerking off to his music... then... READ TO FIND OUT. (this is a collab story that @treyparkermattstone2, and i made.)