"You're a dude?" "I am." "Sweet, more unnecessary testosterone in this tour bus for the next two months." or Where Ashton is the lead singer of Calum's favorite band and the raven haired boy won a contest to go on tour with them.

"that's so cute. you think you're scary. but mister, i've seen scary. and you ain't got his smile." - or when luke hemmings is a therapist, and we all know how that works out.

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

❝i'm blind,❞ luke muttered. ❝nice to meet you, blind. im michael.❞ © 2014 michaelsvans {#1 fanfiction - 9/28/14} {#8 teen fiction - 9/18/14} cover by @michaelclifford

The Boyfriend App - Get your own personal boyfriend! Free, just press download, and install the App! Disclaimer: Cannot be deleted, so download at your own risk! [ © jay illon, 2014 ] cover by @michaelclifford

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

«Sono cieco.» borbottò Luke. «Beh, piacere di conoscerti Cieco. Io sono Michael.» Traduzione italiana di "Blind" di @michaelsvans. // Italian translation for "Blind" by @michaelsvans. #141 Teen Fiction - 15/11/14 #235 Fanfiction - 15/11/14

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]