"Technically I ordered before all these people." I point out. "Technically I can have you kicked out for being an entitled nuisance so you better stand in that line before I lose my patience." Jeez, it was just a post-it to the forehead. It's not like I tattooed a dick on his face. //Dream is a self-made millionaire struggling with a company growing faster than he may be able to handle. George is months away from getting a doctorate, working at a coffee shop for some semblance of peace. A very expensive and sticky mistake later, their lives entwined more than either of them welcomed. Cross-posted on Ao3

(3RD BOOK TO "ASHES OF LAVENDERS" SO READ THAT BOOK FIRST AND THE 2ND BOOK, "BLUE") Quackity tries love again with other people. That didn't end up well... He couldn't have Wilbur, nor Ghostbur. He gives up on love the day him and his fiances split up. What Quackity didn't know was... Wilbur was alive. But Quackity still doesn't forgive Wilbur for what he's done. Wilbur on the other hand. Loves how Quackity has changed and is still deeply inlove with him. He would do anything for Quackity's love. Wilbur isn't going to give up. He has certain events planned that will help him win back Quackity's heart. A bet perhaps...? "Alright clingybur what do you want." "I want to make a bet." ... "On?" Quackity questions. "Whoever falls inlove first loses. You must try your best to make the other fall for you. If you lose, I get to be vice president AND yours. My treat." Wilbur says knowing damn well he had already lost, but he doesn't care! Quackity was silent for a moment. "Ok, but if you lose, you become my personal servant. And I get to do whatever I please to you." He smirks "Ooo... You want it that way..." Wilbur blushes and smugly smirks. "Shut up. Do you agree or no?" Wilbur smile as he removes himself from Quackity and faces the duck. He puts his arm out. "Bet." Quackity's hand goes up and shakes it. "Well it's settled, love." Started: 6/11/23 Finished: 7/18/23

this is your trigger warning. this story will include the following; smut,NSFW, depression, likely sh and suicidal stuff,drugs,slurs and swearing, and likely other possibly triggering things. this is strictly C!Wilbur and C!quackity I do not nor will I ever ship the real ppl. I am not wss but I don't really care if you are bc it's none of my fucking business. this may be updated rarely but it will be updated. I hope you enjoy, lovelies. -noah(QueerQueens_).

This is a Dsmp football AU story based on Val_kurry and Teefumz's art! It'll be mainly focusing on dnf tho ;) Warning: there will be swear words in pretty much every chapter! This is the first actual story I'm writing on wattpad so don't expect the best writing haha. (also my first language isn't english, so if I get words wrong, I'm sorry lol) I do not ship these people in real life of course. I see them more as their own characters, since it's an entire different universe :) (art credits also go to val_kurry, lustlilywander, and Teefumz. if i use art from anyone else i will credit them within the chapter)

After meeting at a ball, Dream has taken a liking to Prince George and the way he blushes so pretty. But Dream's a bit of a cocky bastard and George doesn't like that. --- "You never left your fucking land until a fragile prince with a pretty face walked into the picture," he snarled, charging forward. --- "We're not so different, you and I," the king began, lifting the bone mask from his face and glaring down with piercing green eyes that marked his enemy's last breaths. He tossed it to the ground, before pressing his foot down on the trembling man's chest. Ignoring the pleading and clawing, he raised his sword above his head, body taut, using all his strength when he snapped back down like a rubber band. "I've got a bit of an ego myself." --- //cover art created by @GlitchedFlames on Twitter TW AND CW IN FIRST CHAPTER [Dnf-centric, with SBI Found Family, platonic Niki & Wilbur, minor clingyduo friendship and rivals]

As a vampire, Dream has always looked forward to the day he would finally hunt down and taste human blood. But when a secretive and stubborn human named George subverts his expectations at a masquerade party, he starts to think he might actually be the prey. co-written with @yourhonor on ao3 :) cover art done by me! @vanilluv_coffee on instagram Additional warning/note: In light of recent events I think it's worth warning readers that Technoblade is a character in this book and some of the content could possibly be upsetting because of that. He's not a major character, but just know that going in. Technoblade never dies ❤️

After the war all every demigod wanted was peace. They all got that except Nico Di Angelo, who is told by his father, Hades, and hecate that he must follow in his mother's footsteps and go to a wizard if school called Hogwarts. He is sent to keep trouble away from Hogwarts but wherever Nico goes, trouble follows. I update twice a day, coz I have nothing better to do maybe once sometimes. IT IS NOW COMPLETED After the PJO HOO war with Gaea In the second book of Harry Potter #edited

When Will, Nico, and Hazel leave for Europe to investigate on an amnesiac satyr and his missing half-blood ward, they didn't expect to come across something magical. Will would call it ominous, Nico would call it annoying, and Hazel would call it weird, but when the goddess of magic smiles really sweetly and bribes them with magic supplies, street cred, and the soul of an annoying immortal wizard, the trio must remain for a whole year to find the other half-blood, bury another half-blood, and keep another half-blood from dying. Hecate implores them to think of it as a...vacation. And they get to learn about their ancestry too! How educational! Meanwhile Harry is plagued by strange occurrences after the death of Cedric Diggory, and it gets stranger as three new students stay in Grimmauld, and eventually in Hogwarts. Is part of that strangeness because one of them happened to be the Slytherin grandson of the evil dark lord who he didn't even know was...capable of continuing the bloodline? Can Harry trust his friends? Trust these strangers? Trust himself? Or will he succumb to what hides in the shadows?

Percy Jackson and Nico di Angelo are off to some place called...Hogwarts? With wizards? They have been tasked with keeping Harry Potter safe, which is a bit hard when he hates you. Harry Potter and his friends suspect the "new kids" of being death eaters, their American accents are probably fake too. And the black marks just poking out from under their sleeves? Probably the dark mark.

!LOWERCASE INTENDED FOR TITLE! inspired by The Eventful Life of Bystanderinnit on AO3. inspired by TommyInnit's clinic for supervillains on AO3. Check em out, they're really pog creators and deserve attention! The fic may be reuploaded onto AO3 when I have the fucking motivation. My invitation was finally fucking given today, ayup AO3 fuckers. ------- Tommy is just a normal overworking teen behind a counter, working at a café. His parents had passed some time ago, and with the fuck ton of money left behind he decided to buy a store and the apartments above it, turning the store into a café and giving the apartments above to those who need it. What he didn't expect, was the attention he slowly gains. Fucking hell, he just wanted to live a peaceful and undisturbed life. The unwanted attention directed to him was from Vigilantes, Heroes and Villains of all sorts. By the end of the day, it sort of becomes a fucking clinic at night for all sorts of people and café in the morning. Wait, did I mention he also has a power? ah fucking hell nevermind I need to stop spoiling shit- ------- COVER ART BELONGS TO SHMECK, LONG LIVE SHMECK AAAAAAAAaaa