{ficlet}|'"Why couldn't you just kill me normally?" Etho spat out, with the growing realisation that he was pretty much going to die here. He could just about hold a sword, let alone swing a heavy club!' When Etho finds himself in the Scarlet Witch's ballroom, he expects elegance and (if he was lucky) a way to escape alive. What he gets instead is a weapon, a shifting arena, and an invitation to dance-but not the kind with music and roses. Caught in a deadly waltz of enchanted maces and rising platforms, Etho must learn the steps fast if he wants to survive. But this isn't just a fight-it's a test, a game, a challenge from someone who laughs through bloodied teeth and fights like it's a performance. To the outside world, it's a battle. To them, it's an art. Or... About 2k words of Etho getting his aft handed to him by Pearl... bro is not beating the washed up allegations 🙏 (author got inspired after seeing Pearl's ballroom arena fight episode and saw there were no fics for it and decided to take matters into her own hands) Constructive criticism is welcome! ------------------------------------------------- Cover by 1AndOnlyRuthy on Reddit

{oneshot} laboratory | muzzled | "I have no mouth and I must scream" You are Experiment 077. You are one of many, belonging to a bioengineering company who also tend to stoop to more nefarious deeds when experimenting. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This was my little fic for Whumptober Day 27. It's not very good but I wrote it in the second person (AND I DID THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I'M PROUD OF THAT) and... yeah :D. Contains some heavy themes so reader discretion is advised DO NOT STEAL cover is from doc's court case episode

Original story - basically a oneshot of my very own first-ever gluestick

"In the beginning, there had only been darkness. Then, there was light. The Player opened Its Eyes." Alone in the Void, a Player dreams a world into being. Just a short story inspired by the Minecraft End Poem by Julian Gough. ------------------------------------------------- credit for cover goes to lunaticilis

This is a poem I wrote inspired by World War One. It's not that good, but I'm proud of it and wanted to share it soooooooo.... DO NOT STEAL IT IS MINE I WROTE IT LIKE ACTUALLY DO NOT STEAL ONLY READ THIS IF YOU'RE ON AO3 OR WATTPAD

Basically idk if dis is gonna work out but ANYWAY this is gonna be a lORd oF tHe rInGS meme book

Welcome to a world of funny memes... where Minecraft takes over. If you are looking for clean, cuss-free, strictly Minecraft memes, then you need not look further down. Prepare to do some ha-ha-ing... Prepare for adventure... Cuz YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!

Cuz I figured I should make one now~~