《𝖁𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘!𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓 𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 𝕺𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖘》 ─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ─── Ｗａｒｎｉｎｇｓ Ｇｏｒｅ Ｓｍｕｔ Ｖｉｏｌｅｎｃｅ （．ｅｔｃ） ─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ─── ❝𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐝𝐨...~❞ ─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ─── 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬: 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 ☐ 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 ☒ 𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐢 - 𝐇𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 ☐ 𝐇𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 ☐ ─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ─── 𝕯𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝕻𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖉: 𝕵𝖆𝖓𝖚𝖆𝖗𝖞 4𝖙𝖍, 2025 𝕯𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝕰𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖉: ??? 𝕮𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕭𝖞: -KUYA-

˗ˏˋ 🍄 ‿︵‧ 𝘇𝗭𝘇﹒𓏭 ⊂ 🍒 ,,, You wake up in the middle of 𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚. A golden field stretches endlessly in every direction, the sun is frying you alive, and the air smells suspiciously... 𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩. Last thing you remember? Lounging in bed, minding your 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨. Now you're sweating buckets in what looks to be Egypt. Oh, and your powers? 𝙈𝙊𝙎𝙏𝙇𝙔 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙀. Rumor has it your 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡, 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 spouse got fed up (𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣). Something about "𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗶𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗽," and a bit of "𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀," blah, blah, blah ,,, details are fuzzy. But now you're stuck here. No thunderbolts. No escape. Just a lot of cryptic hieroglyphs, an oddly buff bird-headed dude, and one very unhelpful talking puppy (𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙠𝙞𝙙?). Your mission? Survive this scorching sand trap, dodge Egyptian gods who don't know the concept of personal space, and figure out how to get home. Preferably before you lose your sanity... or worse, your dignity. It's a battle of egos, divine grudges, and a never-ending heatwave. But hey, what's a little punishment from a partner when you're... well, 𝙮𝙤𝙪? Who 𝙖𝙧𝙚 you, anyway? Guess you'll find out soon enough ˗ˏˋ🫀‿︵ ◞💋◟　𓎟𓎟　 ,,, 𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. 𝗗𝗼 𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗥𝗮? 𝗡𝗼. 𝗜'𝗺 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴.

❝ 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞. ❞ ─────────────────── ┃ 𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀. ┃ 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙚. 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢. ─────────────────── ┃©𝙕𝙖𝙙𝙚1𝙤𝙨𝙩

❝ 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. ❞ ─────────────────── ┃ 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣-𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙣, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡. ┃ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙤 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙣 𝙪𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙝𝙮 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪. ─────────────────── ┃©𝙕𝙖𝙙𝙚1𝙤𝙨𝙩

❝ 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥. ❞ ─────────────────── ┃ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙜𝙡𝙮. ┃ 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣'𝙩. 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢. ─────────────────── ┃©𝙕𝙖𝙙𝙚1𝙤𝙨𝙩

❝ 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭." "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟." - - "𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐞. . ❞ ─────────────────── ┃ 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙙 (𝙣𝙤𝙩) 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪. ┃ 𝙞𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙. ─────────────────── ┃©𝙕𝙖𝙙𝙚1𝙤𝙨𝙩

╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ A New Reader .ᐟ ┆╭( 𝒜 𝒢𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒟𝓊𝓀𝑒 ) !? ┆╰ → ( 𝒜 𝒯𝓎𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉 ) <3 | ❏ ⇢ ❝ [Y] didn't exactly plan to wake up in a stranger's body - especially not the body of a dude in a super popular otome game mostly for girls (who knew sculpted abs were a job requirement these days?..) Apparently, some God(s) (or maybe some sadistic devs) decided isekai-ing him into this world, and slapping him with a mission was a good idea. Protect the villainess, the one whose every route ends in a spectacularly gruesome demise? Easy peasy, right? 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠. Too bad "simple" doesn't exist here. This world is about as balanced as a toddler on a sugar rush, and now [Y] is tangled up in the affections of all the potential love interests. "Look," he mutters, staring at his reflection, "I just wanted my twin sister back, not become a harem anime protagonist!" Can [Y] survive long enough to achieve his mission, or will he become another victim in the villainess' tragically short life span? ❞ ┆ ┆꒰⌨ ៸៸ 𝐒𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦 ? :: (𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧) !! ╰ .☆ 𝒮𝑒𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 .ᐟ

♬¦| Let's be honest, everyone simps for Kim Dokja, the chosen one, the breaker of the apocalypse! But some of us take it to a whole new level. Me? I may have written a 50,000-word Dokja fanfiction, cosplayed every single outfit (including the questionable ones), and named my goldfish "Constellation of Kindness." So, guess whose ass the glorious universe decided to isekai into the actual ORV world? Brace yourselves for epic entrances that scream "notice me, Dokja!", motivational speeches delivered in a fangirl screech, and enough Dokja-themed merchandise to open a Dokja shrine (because priorities). 💅 Just don't get in my way, Mr. Resting Grump Face (Yoo Joonghyuk, I presume), because my mission is to be Dokja's ultimate hype squad leader...from another world! Join this self-aware Dokja simp on a hilarious journey through alternate realities, where fangirling becomes a competitive sport, the fourth wall gets demolished, and secondhand embarrassment reaches legendary proportions.

╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝗔𝘀𝗮'𝘀 𝗔𝘀𝘆𝗹𝘂𝗺. ╭━━━━━━ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗿 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹? ╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝗔 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁 .ᐟ ┆╭( 𝓐 𝓓𝓸𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻 ) !? ┆╰ → ( 𝓐𝓷 𝓤𝓷𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓷𝓮 ) | ❏ ⇢ ❝ The patients scream. The Doctor smiles. And you, well... let's just say your mind is the next to unravel. Inside the labyrinth of shattered thoughts, every step could lead to enlightenment... or madness. Will you be cured or consumed by my world? ┆ ╰ ─𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕, 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏'. ⍤

❝ 𝙄 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧, 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙇𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙙, 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣! (😤) ❞ ╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 .ᐟ ┆╭( 𝓐𝓷 𝓮𝓵𝓯 ) !? ┆╰ → ( 𝓐 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓷𝓮 ) <3 | ❏ ⇢Imagine being at death's door, your life flashing before your eyes, when suddenly, you're (a̶̶c̶̶c̶̶i̶̶d̶̶e̶̶n̶̶t̶̶a̶̶l̶̶l̶̶y) saved by the most chaotic, disaster-prone man you've ever seen: 𝗟𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗱 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮. For [Your Name], a male elf from the Everglow Forest, this wasn't just a life-saving moment - 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧, 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙡, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧. From day one, he declared Lloyd his one and only, and nothing - 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙙'𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮, 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 - will stop him from being the perfect, loving househusband Lloyd never asked for. Can you prove that love (a̶̶n̶̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶̶h̶̶o̶̶l̶̶e̶ ̶l̶̶o̶̶t̶ ̶o̶̶f̶ ̶s̶̶i̶̶m̶̶p̶̶i̶̶n̶̶g) conquers all, or will you simply drive Lloyd up the wall? (😭)