I hate myself but I live laugh love randy marsh. And I'm stupid so to my friend who has my wattpad I am sorry. To the Randy simps out there you're welcome also I'm really bad at writing smut or I apologize.

i'm not mentally stable.

‼️⚠️ PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY THIS IS JUST A JOKE 😭😭⚠️‼️(maybe 😏) ‼️⚠️THIS IS PART TWO TO MY OTHER STORY CALLED Randy x Gerald (Camping) SO IT WOULD BE PREFERRED IF YOU READ THAT ONE FIRST BEFORE READING THIS ONE! THANK YOU!! Randy and Gerald just went camping with Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny. They seemed to be having fun but on under the surface, however their relationship changed a lot. After their families went to sleep, Randy missed Gerald too much so they decided to go to a... hotel?? (Front cover not made by me)

No one ever writes randy X male reader so here you go I cant promise it'll be good Randy had always thought he knew what he wanted in life. He had a stable job, a comfortable home, and a loving family. But something was missing. He felt like he was going through the motions, living a life that wasn't truly his own. One day, Randy met Y/N. They were introduced by a mutual friend, and from the moment they locked eyes, Randy felt something he had never felt before. As they talked and laughed, Randy realized that he was falling in love with Y/N.

"I hate it when you smell like cigarette smoke" - the nights that randy doesn't remember - warning: bad english im german

Randy invites Gerald to spend a week with him on his farm while Randy's family goes out of town. Gerald, who has been having some problems at home, is happy to get away for a while and recharge. CW: Heavy drug use (weed)

(THIS IS SATIRE, I HATE THIS SO MUCH) ALSO SMUT Randy and you have been dating for 4 years, and you decided you and him should make love 😍 but you're scared about telling him that youe a virgin because your a pussy /j.

When i say adult characters, I MEAN THE ADULTS. Not Kyle or whoever the fuck aged up (Unless you are requesting them in Post Covid time. Then that is acceptable) But y'all have a real bad issue with sexualizing kids. SO- i made this for the people who aren't lusting after 10 year olds. This is about being in a self insert relationship with their parents or any other adult character in south park that you may like. Because honestly, Butter's dad is hot asf.