❝ I AM A DECEASED, FEARSOME ENTITY, AND YOU ARE ASKING ME TO CLEAN YOUR DOG'S SHIT ? ❞ ━━━ the chances of summoning a ghost while cooking a bowl of chicken soup are low, but never zero. [ scaramouche x fem!reader ] [ modern au ] [ REWRITING! ]

"Am I going too far?" "No, no, you went too far three hours ago. Now, you're going to prison." •❅──────✧❅✦❅✧──────❅• My life was relatively normal... That is, until characters from my favourite game, Genshin Impact, crash landed in my world, without any concievable method of getting back. I mean, hey, I'm not complaining! I love all of them! Hell, most of them are as chaotic as I am! But...life with them can certainly be...a handful...at times...

❝ I'D POISON YOUR COFFEE IN A HEARTBEAT BUT MY GRADE DEPENDS ON YOU. ❞ ━━━ two rivals forced to work together on a project only sounds good in theory. [ kaveh x fem!reader ] [ high school au ]

❝ CLEANING THE HOUSE IS NOT 'MALEWIFE BEHAVIOUR', IT'S CALLED BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. ❞ ━━━ al-haitham's friends scribble his phone number in one of the stalls of the girls' washroom, and he ends up getting a message at 3 am. [ al-haitham x fem!reader ] [ college au ] [ chatfic/textfic ]