'Pranks and Perverts and Padfoot, oh my!' Meet Kelsey 'Kelpie' Jones: Miss Americana, Comic lover and the Hufflepuff who doesn't give a Hufflefuck. Having Lily Evans accidentally fall in love with James Potter was never a part of her plan to get revenge on Sirius Black, Heartbreak Prince of Hogwarts and the Bane of her Existence. Neither was realising her own affinity for his perfectly snoggable lips. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right? Highest Ranking: #1 in #harrypotter | March 11, 2021 Started: October 2, 2020 | Completed: January 24, 2021 Final Word Count: 100K ϟ "There was a book." "A book?" "More like a magazine, really." "Oh?" "It had dirty pictures.." "Wicked!" "..of naked witches." "No!" "Yes!" "Well, continue!" "Word around school is that Kinky Kelpie can procure these magazines if you ask. For a price of course." ϟ Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (or the GIFs/Images used for aesthetics purposes in the book)

❝ 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘵, 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘥 '𝘙.𝘈.𝘉.'. "𝘞𝘩𝘺'𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵? 𝘖𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦." 𝘌𝘭𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘸. "𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴." ❞ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ↳ In which Eloise Potter shows her nephew memories of the late love of her life. MY FIRST FF, SO DONT BE SURPRISED THAT IT IS VERY CRINGY & BADLY WRITTEN! #1 in #regulusblack (9/24/20) #1 in #potter (10/27/20) #1 in #moony (12/19/20) #1 in #blackfamily (1/1/21) #1 in #hogwarts (7/25/22) #2 in #wizardingworld (6/10/21) #7 in #hp (10/12/21) #7 in #jamespotter (7/25/22) #8 in #harrypotter (4/26/21) #11 in #siriusblack (1/6/22)

❛ she's beauty, she's grace, she punched malfoy in the face ❜ cedric diggory x oc harry potter and the goblet of fire RANKINGS # 1 IN THE GOLDENTRIO #5 IN CEDRICDIGGORY #8 IN CEDRICDIGGORY #15 IN CEDRICDIGGORY

✍︎ "ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇɢᴏ." ✍︎ In which a girl vows to help a boy to discover his patronus by making happy memories with him. ☟︎︎︎ ☞︎︎︎ ᴏʀ ☜︎︎︎ ☝︎ In which Regulus Black falls in love with a forbidden girl. ☕︎ "𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘮𝘦." 𝖧𝖾 𝖻𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝖽. "𝘞𝘩𝘺? 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘪 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺?" 𝖲𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗆𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝗒𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽. 𝖧𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒, "𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺." 𝖶𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗄𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖾𝗆𝖻𝗋𝖺𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗅𝖾𝖽𝗀𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖱𝖾𝗀𝗎𝗅𝗎𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄. ☔︎ "ɪ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ." ☃︎ . Respect for brilliant Emma Watson for writing the Harry Potter franchise ☺︎︎ Regulus Black x fem! OC Harry Potter universe The Marauders

Jocelyn Vance is NOT happy to go back to Hogwarts for her last year: Voldemort is in control of the Ministry of Magic, Snape is headmaster and her friends seem to be disappearing left and right! Luckily her new friend Neville Longbottom, very different now from the shy and indecisive boy from past years, seems to understand as he offers a way to fight back... and maybe something more. This is a story of love, friendship and resistance inside a broken Hogwarts, a school that now seems more like a prison.

Cassandra Nott grew up believing in blood purity and the superiority of witches and wizards over Muggles. As she attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, her conviction crumbles, helped by a kind Gryffindor boy by the name of Neville Longbottom. Or; The world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside of us, what matters is the part we choose to act on.

☆☾ Olivia Marat hates everything about her and her past. This is why she spends most of her time imagining herself to be someone else. She reads to escape, writes to feel something real, and daydreams until reality blurs. And she is close to failing her final year at Hogwarts. With solitude as his companion, Remus Lupin returns to Hogwarts to teach, hoping the familiar stone walls might offer a sense of peace-or at least distraction from everything he's lost. Little did these two lonely souls know they would find solace in stolen glances, late-night cigarettes shared by the fire, and the soothing rhythm of rain against the windows. What starts as an unlikely bond quickly becomes impossible to ignore. And even harder to resist. ☆☾ "It is when we love our sin that we are irremediably damned", Olivia whispers. The rain pours against the window. "Then it looks like I am", Remus answers, exhaling the smoke of his lips. Passion sometimes overcomes the forbidden. That's what makes it so tempting. ☆☾ #1 in lupin #1 in remuslupin #1 in tonks #1 in siriusblack

"I'd give up everything to be close to you." Scarlett Potter has lived her whole life protecting the people she loves-especially her younger brother, Harry. But there's one person she's never been brave enough to protect her heart from: George Weasley. She's been in love with him for as long as she can remember, though he's never seen her that way-or so she thinks.

"We could both date her." When Daisy moves to Diagon Alley to finally open the bakery of her dreams, she expects a quiet, fresh start-not to become the center of attention for two of the most notorious pranksters in wizarding London: Fred and George Weasley. Charming, persistent, and utterly inseparable, the twins have no interest in playing fair. Instead of competing for her affection, they make Daisy a daring proposition: why choose one, when she can have them both? What begins as flirtatious games and forbidden nights quickly spirals into something far more complicated-intense, addictive, and dangerously real. But their unconventional arrangement is one they're forced to keep hidden, afraid of what others might say... and what it might mean if anyone found out. First publishing: February 8, 2025 Second publishing: May 28, 2025 *DISCLAIMER* Fanart on the cover by: @irinakulish_fanart This story is a work of fan fiction and is intended for readers 18 and over due to mature themes, including explicit content and adult situations. The characters, world, and events depicted in this story are inspired by the original Harry Potter series, created by J.K. Rowling. I do not own the rights to Harry Potter or any related materials; all credit belongs to the respective creators and copyright holders. This story is for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to infringe on any copyrights. The events and characters in this fanfic are fictional and should be treated as such.

➥COMPLETED ❝Fred Weasley! You're such a pain in the arse!❞, she yelled, throwing her hands up furiously, but he just smirked with the usual mischievous sparkle in his warm eyes, as he bowed slowly down to her, his face merely inches away from Lynnea's. ❝I know, Bailey, I know. But I could be all yours forever.❞ ootp - dh highest ranking: #2 in fanfiction #1 in fredweasley