Graceful and elegant were two words that came to his mind; a beautiful university student travelling around the world. Whereas he is just a bellman, rushing to room 2406 upon being called. // cover made by me :) copyright 2014-15 hickeysafi, all rights reserved

"Ashton there's a girl on my tele!" "Mine too!" "Guys, my peepee learned how to stand up!" "Will, what the fuck is going on?" the story of four teletubbies, will smith in the sky, and their journey to track down the girls on their tummy tvs [based on my childhood fav] cover creds to @arcticpeters im laughing and crying halp copyright; brighteyedirwin

"It's not gay, if it's in a threeway." the story of two closeted lesbians and the guy who was gullible enough to go threesies with them copyright; brighteyedirwin cover creds to bae @arcticpeters

luke's got a quick hand. inspired by the song 'pumped up kicks' by foster the people creds to @arcticpeters for the cover copyright; hazeleyedirwin

"We'll play like blink, but look like rupaul. There's no way we can't win." the story of four guys in a band who try to make it big as crossdressers in vegas. cover creds to @arcticpeters god bless brighteyedirwin; copyright

"i hate being so fucking helpless." "then don't be." luke lost his legs, but found so much more. copyright; brighteyedirwin cover creds to @arcticpeters aka bae

"you're a little bitch, you know that?" "yeah, but i'm your bitch." she didn't like that he was a douche, but she loved the way he got her soaked. cover creds to my mary magdeline aka @arcticpeters brighteyedirwin; copyright

"Calum, I'm old enough to be your mother." "Then fucking show me how much of a woman you are." who's your mommy? ranked #229 in fanfiction- 5.3.15 copyright; brighteyedirwin cover creds to my hoe @arcticpeters

"I like you like I like cigarettes and mountain dew, they're bad for me and you are too." she could count the reasons why she loved him on one hand but the amount of times he lied only by numbering the stars in the sky [inspired by trouble - halsey] copyright; brighteyedirwin

"7:15, that's our time."