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Things Change (boyxboy)✔️ by randys_sidechick
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//Complete\\ "Do you really want to waste this opportunity? When you're looking back in fifty years time, don't you think you're gonna regret not giving something that could've been beautiful a chance just because you were scared?" ~~~ Rowan Cullen is a walking disaster. He is a socially awkward, anxious mess and he knows it. Kyrie Nixon is a self titled "cool guy" who tries to avoid Rowan at all costs, especially at school. The two have never got on, having been forced to practically live together for most of their lives by their parents. Rowan isn't sure why Kyrie despises him so much. Kyrie puts it down to how annoying he is. But with their two friendship groups merging together, a bed they have to share every night, and the lack of a real reason to hate one another, they find themselves growing closer than they ever thought they'd be. ~started 21/03/21~ ~finished 04/07/21~
To Put On An Act ✔ [bxb] by of-wine-and-ecstasy
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Youngbin Lee has been the target of school bullying for long enough, and it has started to chip away his last bit of confidence. But during a fateful meeting with Alex Hill, one of the most notorious and unruly students, Youngbin is offered help; Alex could protect him from bullies tormenting him, if Youngbin returned a favour. And just like that, the two enter a fake dating deal. But the unlikely pair begins to harmonise better than expected, and the closer their set dating deadline is approaching, the more complications arise. ***** mlm/bxb, fake dating, slowburn, fluff and angst, pining, friends to lovers, self discovery, two dumbasses and the disaster that is falling in love, or pretending to do so. ***** 🥈Epiphany Awards (in LGBTQ+) 🥇💎Phoenix Awards (in Romance) 🥈Petal Pages Mini Awards (in Best Prologue) 🥉Rose Gold Awards 2025 (in Best Prologue) ***** Started Writing: February 2023 Started Posting: September 2023 Completed: August 2025 Word Count: 226,516 ***** cover: drawn by me
Boys Will Be Boys (v.2) by TryandSee
TryandSee
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This is the rewritten (better!) version of Boys Will Be Boys DISCLAIMER: This book will contain foul language and general idiocy. I started writing this almost six years ago, and many of the writing techniques and actual content are no longer representative of me as a writer. Nonetheless, I do hope it makes you happy to read. CW/TW: (internalized and general) homophobia, other TWs are specified as needed in chapters *** "You good Keke?" I felt a hand slap my back and looked up excitedly, lips splitting into a grin when Lukas dragged a stool over next to mine. He nudged me with his shoulder, a small smile on his lips. "Don't fucking call me that, and yeah, 'm alright," I yawned, resting my head on my forearm and leaning so I could meet Lukas' eyes. "Just tired and sore" I admitted, letting my legs dangle so I could knock them into Lukas' in a repetitive pattern. He looked down in surprise, which soon turned to determination as we waged a silent war between who could kick each other harder and evade the other's attack. "Yeah, I'm still sore from last night too" Lukas murmured, wincing when I got him in the shin. "Same here" DJ piped in, echoed quietly by Roger who was still lost in his own world. "You guys make it sound like we had a massive orgy last night"
Boys Will Be Boys by TheQuinnEvans
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Luke Adams is everything your girlfriend wants you to be. He's smooth, charming, insanely attractive, and undoubtedly the best guy on the basketball team. He treats dating almost like another homework assignment he's required to complete. Until Emery Scott comes along. A transfer student from Indiana, Emery is quiet, and sweet, and Luke just cannot understand the feeling he gets in his stomach every time Emery walks by. But does Luke actually have the courage to maintain a relationship, especially such a complicated one? boyxboy
Don't Tell My Brother by hyac1nthus
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Lucas Sawyer has gotten used to being forgotten. His twin brother Mark, captain and star quarterback, everyone's favorite, gets the spotlight. Lucas doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't go to parties. His life is safe and logical, and that's exactly how he likes it. But when his brother's football rival and worst enemy, Damien Castillo, starts work at the same small bakery, everything changes. Damien is Lucas' worst nightmare: an arrogant heartbreaker with a bad reputation, who threatens to ruin all his careful plans. Lucas hates him. Right? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This story was inspired by @hipstateasee's "Knight", and I have her permission. All credit to her for the great premise!
The Silent Betrothal  by thaiblforlife_
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In a world where power rules and family ties are shattered, Phuwin and Pond's lives are intertwined by a deal made in the shadows. Phuwin, a brilliant young man from a broken family, has always fought for recognition and love. Pond, the cold and ruthless heir to the Naravit empire, has known nothing but control and dominance. When Phuwin's stepfather's debt leads to an unexpected arrangement, the two are bound by an arranged marriage neither of them chose. As secrets unfold and tensions rise, their worlds collide in a dark romance where power, passion, and betrayal define their twisted fate. --- M-preg✅ Dark romance ✅ Age Gap ✅ 18+ ✅ Arrange marriage ✅ Spice✅ Black flag top✅ An actual dark romance✅ Black flag to green flag (only for his husband)✅
South Park One Shots by Myserion_2016
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This is my first one shot book, so if it sucks ass I'm so sorry...
South Park One Shots by patheticyetaesthetic
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you might think i'm pathetic bc i write south park fanfiction instead of sleeping and might be madly in love with multiple characters but also you're the one reading this description NYER NYERNYERNYER NYEEERR (that was the air horn noise) kk back to the normal description So you're hooked on South Park... Same!! I found that show years ago and I haven't stopped loving it since. Sooooo, I've inspired a group of oneshots based off of the characters. If you ever see this, give me a suggestion or whatever you want and I'll try to use it :)) These won't all be the main characters. I want to sometimes have some of Tweek, Craig, Token, or someone, but mostly it will be of Kyle, Stan, Cartman, KENNY:), Jimmy, and Butters. Also, I will be hiding a bunch of references through the detail because I'm like that. So enjoy my own creations from my thirteen year old mind, mixed with a bunch of dirty references from a show that's not for thirteen year olds. NOTE: IM A CRINGEY PERSON OK SO BE HELLA PREPARED
Crushed Hearts by kae-ruby
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When shy former track runner Emery strikes a deal with charismatic athlete Beckett, they each have a goal: to help the other impress their crush. But as courtship slowly turns to jealousy, the two are left to confront their feelings as they fight to win each other's hearts instead. Season 1 of Crushed Hearts *** All that Emery Theiss wants is to become an English professor, knowing his ADHD medication means his days of running sprints are over. But when the track team star, Beckett Delroy, unceremoniously hits him with a football, Emery's bad luck changes gears. Beckett needs Emery's advice to help his crush warm up to him, and Emery could use Beckett's confidence to win over his best friend and secure his future. But while coming to an agreement is easy, Beckett is the track rival who broke Emery's coveted record, and he can't stop himself from flirting, even with Emery. The charmingly annoying teasing, however, reveals Beckett has a softer side. The more time he spends with Beckett, the less important impressing his crush becomes. Faced with the possibility of losing his chance at his future, will Emery chase love or settle for certainty to ensure his heart isn't crushed? *** Cover Design by Louise De Ramos
Mismatched by SuperheroesAndSprite
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When Nate agrees to babysit his aunt's esteemed matchmaking business, he doesn't expect a computer error to force him to pose as a fake match to one of her intolerable clients, Riley, creating a messy mismatch that might just turn perfect fit. Standalone in the Mismatched series On June 24, content from chapter 5 onwards will only be available to redeemers. Now's the time to catch up to the story and read it while it's free! Already purchased a chapter? No worries-you won't need to pay for it again. *** A small-town summer spent matchmaking desperate couples is Nate's worst nightmare, but he's desperate for a little cash and a chance to prove to his family that he isn't a complete failure. He assumes he's in for quiet days of cheesy love connections, but his world is flipped upside down when the matchmaking program is unable to find a match for Riley Jenkins. Terrified to tarnish his aunt's perfect matchmaking record, Nate takes matters into his own hands, posing as Riley's match. Riley is everything Nate isn't-creative, put together, into intellectual debate...oh, and completely intolerable. But with Riley holding a business-ruining review over Nate's head, winning him over becomes a nearly impossible challenge Nate can't afford to fail. What Nate doesn't expect is for his dream guy act to lead to cute dates and sparks of real attraction. Faced with the fear of falling for Riley for real, can Nate confront the consequences of his lies for a shot at love? Or will their mismatch be a costly mistake after all?