This is my first one shot book, so if it sucks ass I'm so sorry...

you might think i'm pathetic bc i write south park fanfiction instead of sleeping and might be madly in love with multiple characters but also you're the one reading this description NYER NYERNYERNYER NYEEERR (that was the air horn noise) kk back to the normal description So you're hooked on South Park... Same!! I found that show years ago and I haven't stopped loving it since. Sooooo, I've inspired a group of oneshots based off of the characters. If you ever see this, give me a suggestion or whatever you want and I'll try to use it :)) These won't all be the main characters. I want to sometimes have some of Tweek, Craig, Token, or someone, but mostly it will be of Kyle, Stan, Cartman, KENNY:), Jimmy, and Butters. Also, I will be hiding a bunch of references through the detail because I'm like that. So enjoy my own creations from my thirteen year old mind, mixed with a bunch of dirty references from a show that's not for thirteen year olds. NOTE: IM A CRINGEY PERSON OK SO BE HELLA PREPARED

When shy former track runner Emery strikes a deal with charismatic athlete Beckett, they each have a goal: to help the other impress their crush. But as courtship slowly turns to jealousy, the two are left to confront their feelings as they fight to win each other's hearts instead. Season 1 of Crushed Hearts On November 7, content from chapter 8 onwards will only be available to redeemers. Now's the time to catch up to the story and read it while it's free! Already purchased a chapter? No worries-you won't need to pay for it again. *** All that Emery Theiss wants is to become an English professor, knowing his ADHD medication means his days of running sprints are over. But when the track team star, Beckett Delroy, unceremoniously hits him with a football, Emery's bad luck changes gears. Beckett needs Emery's advice to help his crush warm up to him, and Emery could use Beckett's confidence to win over his best friend and secure his future. But while coming to an agreement is easy, Beckett is the track rival who broke Emery's coveted record, and he can't stop himself from flirting, even with Emery. The charmingly annoying teasing, however, reveals Beckett has a softer side. The more time he spends with Beckett, the less important impressing his crush becomes. Faced with the possibility of losing his chance at his future, will Emery chase love or settle for certainty to ensure his heart isn't crushed? *** Cover Design by Louise De Ramos

When Nate agrees to babysit his aunt's esteemed matchmaking business, he doesn't expect a computer error to force him to pose as a fake match to one of her intolerable clients, Riley, creating a messy mismatch that might just turn perfect fit. Standalone in the Mismatched series On June 24, content from chapter 5 onwards will only be available to redeemers. Now's the time to catch up to the story and read it while it's free! Already purchased a chapter? No worries-you won't need to pay for it again. *** A small-town summer spent matchmaking desperate couples is Nate's worst nightmare, but he's desperate for a little cash and a chance to prove to his family that he isn't a complete failure. He assumes he's in for quiet days of cheesy love connections, but his world is flipped upside down when the matchmaking program is unable to find a match for Riley Jenkins. Terrified to tarnish his aunt's perfect matchmaking record, Nate takes matters into his own hands, posing as Riley's match. Riley is everything Nate isn't-creative, put together, into intellectual debate...oh, and completely intolerable. But with Riley holding a business-ruining review over Nate's head, winning him over becomes a nearly impossible challenge Nate can't afford to fail. What Nate doesn't expect is for his dream guy act to lead to cute dates and sparks of real attraction. Faced with the fear of falling for Riley for real, can Nate confront the consequences of his lies for a shot at love? Or will their mismatch be a costly mistake after all?

"Why are you staring at me like that?" "Like what?" "Like you want to tear off my clothes." "And what if I do?" ~~~ Kingsley didn't believe in love. All he wanted was a single night with his incredibly hot boss, Lorenzo, that he had spent a year lusting over. When Lorenzo starts reciprocating Kingsley's advances, the man believes his fantasy will finally come true. But the corporate world isn't forgiving, and there are many roadblocks on the way. Read how their lives get complicated as things start getting steamy. ~~~ [mxm] [marked mature for sexual content]

Everything in Jules Hatcher's life is going well: he has a girlfriend, a job and pretty decent grades. That is until he (literally) stumbles into Hunter Adams, the bad boy and player that everyone knows. Soon Hunter has managed to turn Jules' entire world upside down- and make him discover a side of himself, that Jules never knew of. And it all started with that damn hoodie. Trigger warning: this story includes depictions of homophobia and mentions of suicide.

The story of a boy, a man, and a lie. Leo, an 18 year old high school senior overwhelmed by the pressures of work and school, finds himself desperately seeking an escape. His search leads him to an exclusive BDSM nightclub, a world he's never thought of dabbling in. When he catches the eye of a dominant, Leo faces a choice: will he run away from this intense new experience, or will he embrace it and seek more? READ: •⚠️Content Warnings ⚠️ -Violence (physical, emotional.) -Mention of drug use (Light) -Gay smut -Sex -Homophobia (Very Light) -Swearing/Slurs -AGE GAP!!! -BDSM topics -Bullying This story contains mature content between males! Do not report or hate just because you dislike mxb, bxb or mxm! Side note: This is not solely a smut filled story. Contrary to popular belief, there is in fact a storyline. I will at some point go back and tidy up my writing to make it look and flow better. My earlier chapters are honestly horribly written •Start date: January 21, 2023 •End date: February 17, 2024 Word Count: 174k •Rankings: #1- gaybdsm #1- student #2- boylove #4- mature #3- mxm #6- gayfiction #7- mxb #9- manxboy

Warning: Sparks will fly 1. Twenty-Four Hours (completed) 2. Remake (completed) 3. Skin and Bones (completed) 4. Happy Place (completed) 5. The Art of Felling Small (completed)

From Wattpad to WEBTOON! Experience BITE ME like never before-now live on WEBTOON as Love Bites! Dive into unexpected twists and thrilling romance in any format you like. Werewolves and vampires don't mix, or that's what Kieran Callisto, a seventeen-year-old vampire, has believed all his life - until he falls for the Alpha's son. ***** When Kieran meets his new classmate, Mason Kane, he bristles with an unexplainable disdain. Soon it becomes apparent why: Mason is a werewolf. But when a fight turns into a sudden kiss that neither expects, Kieran's feelings for Mason turn to attraction in an instant. None of it makes sense - vampires and werewolves are supposed to be mortal enemies, so why does Kieran find Mason so irresistible? He knows that each kiss is dangerous, each bite is unpredictable...

this is a story about solangelo smut. I will try and add other ships just comment ships you want me too add and I will try and write a chapter about that ship.( if its a ship that is not canon like Percy x leo i won't mind but it will probably take a little longer to make because i might have never seen ships like that. you can also make threesomes if you want i don't mind at all).