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chinese takeout {1} by romanceandcake
chinese takeout {1}
romanceandcake
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❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞ ❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞ ❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞ ☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂ -- just a pinch of love #1 -- #339 in humor 1/2/15
The Devil's Debt by _writing_love_95
The Devil's Debt
_writing_love_95
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Just as Hadley Rene didn't think her life could get any worse as a real estate agent, her life takes a turn as she comes face to face with New York City's most renowned CEO and businessman, Vance Pierce. While he demanded a method of payment, she knew love was not the answer. *************************************** "How was the coffee today, Sir?" Rich asked as he glanced from his rear-view mirror. "Fine," I replied. "the company will be seeing a new face in a few days. I need you to call my assistant and have her call Billings Real Estate to let them know a girl of the name Hadley Rene is quitting." "Of course, Sir. And how lovely! How did she received the job, may I ask?' Smirking, I ran my tongue over my bottom lip. "She fucked up my suit, Rich." *************************************** Thank you @Luna_Flamer for this beautiful cover!
Charades✔  by photorated
Charades✔
photorated
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✳we all have glass walls, don't we? Easy to break, but we end up hurting others in the process.✳ She is not only smiles; Her hardships are just concealed. She has not only been crying, She has also been hiding her Her past behind. #peopleofthesociety ***warning: depression, and not even close to the happiness and cliche-ness of my old story. #137 in short story!! ;D
30 Reactions to Death [#2] by slowly-dyxng
30 Reactions to Death [#2]
slowly-dyxng
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In which, we see the reactions of the lucky 30 reading their letter from Cath. Book 2 in the Reaction/Action series. [#1 in Short Stories 2/25/15] Cover by: @imparitea
All Started With A Dare ✔️ by infinitely_finite
All Started With A Dare ✔️
infinitely_finite
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"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\
Faking Delinquency [SAMPLE, PUBLISHED] by TaintedRain
Faking Delinquency [SAMPLE, PUBLISHED]
TaintedRain
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[BEING PUBLISHED -- sample and more info inside] One girl. One camp for delinquents. One hell of a summer. Falice Winters has always been the goody-two shoes. Her twin Arabelle . . . not so much. So what happens when their dad plans to ship Arabelle off to a camp to clean up her act? Well, naturally, Arabelle would find a way out. Her solution? Falice! It was a simple plan: Falice would pretend to be Arabelle and go to the delinquent camp while Arabelle got to have the time of her life with her boyfriend in London. Falice thought her summer was going to consist of sitting on the couch reading novels all day or hanging out with her friends. Never did it cross her mind that she would be pretending to be her sister in a camp of delinquents. But now she's stuck at a camp all summer where being rude is the new "in." And everything turns for the worse when someone figures out her secret. Will Falice survive the summer? Or will everyone learn that she's faking delinquency?
Call Me Dirty Minded by RebelleMysteries
Call Me Dirty Minded
RebelleMysteries
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  • Parts 66
Highest Rank #5 in Humour - Skye Einstein isn't your particular girl, even if she's the great grandchild of Albert Einstein. But don't let the last name fool you, she wasn't born with the intelligent nor talent gene so instead Skye possessed the speciality of staring at delicious males and drooling. Skye seems to have the great aspect of raging hormones and curiosity. Is it possible for one girl with the explicit content Rated R mind be able to get the new kid to notice her? Well frankly, no one can miss Skye as she misinterprets everything dirty and enjoys sharing her thoughts, especially her best friend Jace who is her inevitable sound board. Everything seems so good, so cliche', so inviting and yet... Nothing is what you think it is. This is one humour book that is so much more than you bargained for.
Sleepover by ineffablesoul
Sleepover
ineffablesoul
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  • Parts 2
two cousins. two girls. a sleepover. and a night to unravel things they thought they already knew about each other. and a bed as a witness to their teenage-ry secrets. [copyrights 2014]
Love Is... by RidingLife
Love Is...
RidingLife
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  • Parts 49
"Love is..." I explored my brain to find the most suitable word in my dictionary that could fit in the definition I was trying to say; the definition that could make the jerk, sitting opposite me with a smirk on his face, believe in 'love'. "Bullshit?" He offered with a huge arrogant smirk on his face and no matter how much I agreed with him on this particular matter, I couldn't agree. So, instead of nodding my head in agreement, I scowled at him. His smirk grew bigger and he leaned away from me, gazing at me with his piercing grey eyes. "Finding it hard to make me believe in love when you yourself don't believe in that shit, huh?" With his piercing grey gaze fixed on my every move, I realized that 'being the devil's cupid' was going to be a lot tougher than I had initially thought. (By the author of 'And We Meet Again')
30 Reasons To Die [#1]  by slowly-dyxng
30 Reasons To Die [#1]
slowly-dyxng
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  • Parts 41
In which a girl writes down a person for 30 days explaining how that person killed her First book in the Action/Reaction series. {#2 in Short Story 2.11.15} Cover by: @imparitea