y/n x ceo buuuuuuttttt Y/N HAS A BRAIN

You're a new employee at a fairly large tech company called Box Tech. You're called into the office by CEO Maverik. Read to find what happens next ;) SATIRE. THIS IS A JOKE.

I apologise in advance

"why are you so obsessed with an old crusty man" "why not"

After Nikocado Avocado mysteriously disappears, his new lover ends up trying to kill Donald. An adventurous piece of writing, critically acclaimed for "Most emotional" by my cousin's dog.

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i don't know what this is-? crack turned serious

(I know the title sounds like a song but-) ur donald trump obsession has been taking over u then one night,,,,u had a super SMEXY dream about ur daddy donald, with someone else who ur also familiar with. DISCLAIMER: Donald Trump is an actual person, and Loki belongs to the Marvel (Cinematic) Universe *Y/N = YOUR NAME (WARNING THIS STORY IS A WRECK, SORRY FOR MAKING ANYONE SICK LOl)

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when you find out that your mum sold you to fund her crack addiction your new life with 4 from the numberjacks begins...