If you were to mention her name in a locker room, or in a girls bathroom, you would always get the same look and smirk sent in your direction. Because she was an urban legend. Someone people told their younger siblings about when they wanted to brag about how awesome it was to be a teenager. The details and the ending would always change, but the conclusion to the story was always that; "that girl had some serious daddy issues." (Art on cover credited to http://athousandclouds.tumblr.com/)

Dave and John haven't seen each other for a whole year. When they finally meet back up, their love grows quickly but will they overcome the obstacles that stand in their way?

The darkness consumes everything. Everything. Demons are flooding the earth and John must overcome his worst fear; fighting his demonic, blood-thirsty best bro. Can bonds really be mended when the damage has been done and things happen that just can't be forgiven? this whole fic is a joke to me now.

All the DirkJake ALL OF IT I write sucky oneshots with sappy titles

Being just friends might work online. But suppressing your emotions in person is much more difficult. Dirk and Jake are the closest friends... As pen pals, but when there's a plot twist in their lives and they start communicating in person something changes in Dirk's mind.

you are a stripper in the best club ever! the owner is a notorious womanizer and the bouncers kinda scare the shit out of everyone... in any case, you have a fun job but it gets embarresing real fast!

Based off of the webcomic created by Andrew Hussie, this story takes place on an average world where four teens lived average lives. In the hot city in Texas - Houston, Texas, these four teens will find out that their average lives are no longer ordinary. The fourth wall has been wrecked and these four teens' world has collided with the world of Homestuck. Fictional characters that were created by Andrew Hussie now live in the average teenagers' world. Thinking that it was all fun and games, the teens never felt so wrong. Not believing in the consequences of colliding with a dangerous universe, these teenagers will have to fight for their lives as their world is coming to an end. It is better to try to expect the unexpected, but how unexpected is the "unexpected"? The occurring strings of fate tie these teenagers together in this long tale. These adolescents from the average world will face challenges like trying to find answers behind closed doors, trying to find their true potential, and trying to find their right places. Can Rebecca, Vanessa, Angela, and Spencer be able to beat not only the enemy, but themselves? This tale will be something that a fan will never have dreamed of! Can this all be something that a fan would expect? Can the four kids be able to live the Homestuck life? They will not be expecting a really, agonizing long day! -Reader is Advised- Warning: there will be gore, action, and some dramatic scenes that will be written in this story! Some cases may be quite disturbing in future chapters! This is a PG-13 to R-rated fanfiction! In addition, I do understand that there is grammar mistakes and other errors in the writing. All are not intentional! **Discontinued**

About this story? Well... 1.) My "furst" Homestuck Fanfic :3 2.)Human!Karkat x Reader x Dave YES. *HUMAN* KARKAT. 3.)HoMeStUcK bElOnGs To ThE hUsS, i OwN tHe StOrY LiNe & YoU bElOnG tO yOu. :o) dRAMASTUCK ,}:)! ☆♪A/N!☆♪ {• I suck at covers. c:.... But it's *MINE*, and *DON'T* steal!:( •} *Thanks for the votessssssss!* ~ZSPG-13 Parents STRONGly recommended. (somehow.) #TW (Troll) KANKRI: Triggers include 6ut likely will n9t 6e limited t9 class 9ppressi9n, anal9g9us hate speech, triggering acti9ns, bl99d, drama, human....pail filling?!? AUTH9R!! BUNBUN: JUST READ IT AND GET IT OVER WITH KANKRI. KANKRI: and what auth9r calls "feels"? -n- also the storyline is not made for everyone. Don't point it out. Dave or Karkat? ☐ Karkat ☐ Dave ☑ Why not both? *Mexican music plays* WARNING: HORRIBLE SPELLING/GRAMMAR SOMETIMES.. THANKS FOR 5K+ VOTES!<3

"I cannot bring myself to say it directly, but it involves you, me, and a lot of lip action."