Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....

I tangled my fingers in his chocolate curls, they were so soft! How could someone's hair be this soft? It has to be humanly impo- no wonder why they're so soft! "Stop havng sex with my hair now," Harry grumbled and removed my hands from his hair. He brushed his fingers through his and flipped it out of his face. "I'm sorry, it's just so, so soft! How do you get it so soft!? I want to know! I NEED to know!" I grabbed onto his shirt and began to shake him. "No you don't," He shook his head and swatted my hands away. "How are you so hyper right now?" "Vampire blood," I stated simply. "C'mon Harry, you should know this! Vampire blood makes humans hyper, which is why I never drink it when offered! Oh my god!" "No," He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder. "I'm going too figure out how to calm you down, can't you go to sleep or something?" "Silly two thousand year old vampire! Drinking you blood is like drinking thirty cups of coffee! I could be up for days!" Harry sat me down in a chair and held my legs down when I began to shake them. I fidgeted in my seat and eventually Harry was sitting on me, trying to get me to stop moving. I had to move, if I didn't it felt like I was going to explode! "How old are you? You're quite young." "I'm twenty-one!" I cheered and tried to get him off me. "Get off me! YOU'RE CRUSHING MY INTERNAL ORGANS! GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF! HELP! SOMEONE HELP! HELP! HE'S RAPING ME! RAPE! RAPE, RAPE, RAPE, RAPE! RA-" I was interrupted by Harry's soft, warm lips on mine. This was strange, I've never kissed a vampire before, but I'd expect that their lips would be cold, just like the rest of their body. Harry pulled away and my eyes were fixed on the ceiling. I had nothing to say, I couldn't find words. This wasn't awkward or anything, it just caught me by total surprise. "Your lips taste like Starbursts." (Book descriptions are over rated xD)

When Harry finally meets Louis, after a long-time stalking him. Will Louis' blood-sucking ways come to an end? Is he stuck with them forever? Or, will Harry provolk Louis to be even more dangerous? Only time can tell, when the love-birds are faced with life and death situations, will it tear them apart, or will it make them stronger? Harry's already lost Josh, Liam and Niall, will he lose Louis? Or, can this finally be a happy-ending for Louis, too?

Harry Styles didn't ask for this; nor did he ask for what was coming. However, he had a dilemma. He loves, or thinks he loves, someone he's not supposed to. The one he's meant to be with, finds this blocking Harry's emotions, which sends him into a jealous rage. An ex of Harry's finds their way into the mix. Someone is lying. Out of these four, who can he trust? Can he even trust all of them?

Louis Tomlinson moves into a town called Holmes Chapel. He lives next to a mysterious neighbour called Harry Styles that only comes out at night and Louis doesn't know why. Then one day Louis follows Harry. He sees something really bad and is now curious. What will happen between the two? Read and find out. A book full of mystery, love and blood.

Book One of the Vampire's Assistant Series Louis Tomlinson was a vampire, one of the most powerful. He was the serving lord of the Tomlinson Estate. The Tomlinson estate was one of the three, most powerful vampire estates. The other two estates were the Blackstar and Dawnbreak. The Blackstar and Tomlinson estates are currently at war with each other. The Dawnbreak has called a meeting to establish peace between the estates. The Blackstar estate offer a boy for peace, Louis couldn't turn it down. He accepted the boy as a slave of the Tomlinson estate Harry Styles was a normal teenage until one night. One night, he was kidnapped by Lord Romulus and taken as a slave. Lord Romulus offered the new slave; Harry Styles to Louis Tomlinson. Lord Romulus wanted peace between Blackstar estate and Tomlinson estate with each other, could this slave solve their problems or worsen them? How will this effect Harry and the fate of Louis Tomlinson? The story's cover is created by: @Irishcoke.

“W-what do you want from me?” I gulped He got closer so our chests were together & my breath was coming out in puffs. “Such a young & innocent boy.” He brought his hand up to & began playing with my hair. “P-please stop.” I begged “Shh baby, everything will be alright.” He brought one of his long fingers up and pressed it to my lips shushing me. “N-no please let me go, I beg of you.” He only smirked more “Nonsense boy you’ll love this.” He stared hungrily not at me but my neck. “No i-“ I let out a scream as I felt something digging into my neck, something sharp. I herd him whisper “everything will be alright now lovely.” Before everything went black.

Louis hunts demons, vampires, werewolves, and even angels. Louis is an only child and lives with his dad. Louis one day is given a mission to kill a certain vampire. The killer of them all, Harry Styles. Will Louis succeed or end up on his deathbed? Or will he fall in love?

Mon•ster |'män(t)-stər| {noun} • an animal or plant of abnormal form or structure. •one who deviates from normal or acceptable behavior or character. •a threatening force. •an animal of strange or terrifying shape. •person of unnatural or extreme, wickedness, or cruelty. •Louis William Tomlinson