The last year of college. Squished into an uncomfortable dorm room is Marquis de Lafayette, Alexander Hamilton, and the dreaded Thomas Jefferson. A room over, Aaron Burr, Hercules Mulligan, and John Laurens. God help them all.

Have you ever wondered what Alexander Hamilton would be like in modern times? As a kid? In this story where Thomas Jefferson always breaks the best crayons and George the third argues to be the King of the playground, Alex still struggles with friendship and family.

Alexander, John, Hercules, Lafayette, Thomas, James, Aaron, And Washington go to a vacation house for a couple of weeks. What's the worse thing that could happen? (This is my Hamilton Middle School Au btw-) Ships: Lams Mullette Jeffmads

Alexander Hamilton feels he can never fit in at King's College (which he SHOCKINGLY made it into on a scholarship cos the dude is good at writing). But when he meets the adorable uwu known as John Laurens, both of their lives turn upside down. Join them and their quirky best friends Laf and Herc as they battle the hardships of college, the Antagonists™, sitting around doing nothing, and the true meaning of love in this totally original fanfiction. ~~~~~ AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yo. This is a satirical fanfiction based on common tropes found in Hamilton College AUs. It was written purely out of boredom and want of entertaining some people online and should definitely not be taken seriously. In no way am I trying to degrade or put down those who write Hamilton fanfictions and college/highschool AUs. I've enjoyed lots of fanfics of this genre and I have to say I've come across some really interesting twists as the authors put their own spin on things in a very crowded genre! That being said, there are definitely a lot of commonly used tropes and clichés in Hamilton fanfiction, and do I intend to poke fun of them? Absolutely! So sit back, relax, and enjoy this cardboard cutout, didn't-I-just-read-something-exactly-like-this, self-aware Hamilton fanfic! [RATED 14+ DUE TO SOME CURSING AND CRUDE HUMOUR]