Our playful, serial killer, fox demon MC, gives Alastor a taste of his own sassy medicine. With witty humor as dark as hell itself, a pennant for danger, a readers vocabulary that can be used talk circles around others, and country sass to match. Alastor is going have his claws full for sure. (A/N this fanfic is cross posted on AO3, Webnovel, and here on Wattpad, nowhere else. If you see it anywhere else, report it and let me know please 🙏)

Chalie Morningstar the daughter of Lucifer himself was currently making sure that the rehabilitations of both Angel Dust and Sir Pentious were going okay. After all. with only three months before the next extermination and right now all she had to do was get more people to join the hotel and then everything should go fine! Right...? Or at least that was the plan before being kidnapped and ordered to watch how a new group of humans were having a worse situation than them. This was the correct way to cheer people up, right?

So Let's See How This Goes. Heh...

Setsunayukihime Sawada finds herself in Hell after a mishap with a malfunctioned 10 yr bazooka. To add to her luck, her sky flame, Cardcaptor powers, and soul makes any kind of demon go in a euphoric state. They would want to take such unknown purity for themselves either to devour, enslave or to use her to take over Hell. Thankfully, she finds protection in the Hazbin Hotel, but is she safe from the Overlords who reside over Hell? "Oh, what is this delicious scent? It's making even me feel unnatural..."

This fanfiction was inspired by the animated series Hazbin Hotel. This adult cartoon was created by VivziePop. All characters belong to her, and all fanmade content belongs to its respective creator(s). I only own the various edits (ex: the cover) and the plot for this fanfiction. Welcome to Hell, the home of all sinners. Enjoy, my damned readers. I have included biblical allusions since the series hints at this subject matter. Please note that I am not religious, so my knowledge is somewhat rudimentary. These parts should not be taken seriously. Highest Rankings Hazbin Hotel: 184 Headcanons: 175

Oops! Did I strike a Nerve? Cause When I brought out the angels Head Couldn't help but observe That your wrinkled Face was turnin' Red! And why are you Avoiding war? That's what the guns you sell are for Thanks for my bein' RESPECTLESS one thing, I'm starting to suspect is You know why this angel headless?! Do you have a disclosure? THIS MEETING IS OVER! =================================== This just in! One of the Infamous Three Vee's Aka Velvette V. Has Been Declared Missing In Hell!! Where has she Gone? More on Tonight's Program! =================================== [I don't Own Hazbin Hotel It belongs to Vivziepop And The Characters, I Don't Own the Dsmp only The plot of This Story]

y/n is a small, timid, cat demon, of about 8 years in age, who was born in hell. you sleep on the streets and live in the veez territory, and on one helish. groggy day.. you see a very flamboyant building.. and decide to walk in.. not knowing what the fūck you just got your little self into. W͎A͎R͎N͎I͎N͎G͎! ɢᴏʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇs.. ɪᴛs ʜᴀᴢʙɪɴ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀʟʟ XD ᴊᴏᴋᴇs ᴀsɪᴅᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴄᴄᴏᴍᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀs ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ғɪғᴛᴇᴇɴ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏғ ᴀɢᴇ!! ʸᵉᵃʰ ⁱᵏ ⁱᵗ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈˢ ᵒᵈᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵐᵉ ˢᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵃ ᶜʰⁱˡᵈ ᵒᶜ ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ⁱᵈᵉᵃ ʷᵃˢ ᶜᵒᵒˡ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏ ɪɴɴᴏᴘʀᴏᴘʀɪᴀᴛᴇ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘs ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴀɴʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ CHILD ᴏᴄ.. ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡs, ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ᴡɪsʜ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏᴄ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀs ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴀɢᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴄ ɢᴇᴛs ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ.

An alternate universe where charlie's grand uncle join her in her quest to redeem the sinners of hell. I am just going to state this right here : I do not own any part of hazbin hotel and its characters, they belong to Vivienne Medrano.

Ghast was a very timid and shy boy, he would always get bullied because of how he looked like a girl despite his age. He was insulted many times for his girlish features, so one day, he wore a mask. This only seemed to increase the bullying. It got to the point where he would talk to his toys, always treating them as they were his friends. One day, the bullying got too far, and he killed himself. He suddenly felt himself falling, what awaits our little wandering spirit....

Darien has lived a pretty normal life but it didn't start off this way. He was a prince of a neighboring kingdom in hell and life was carefree until one faithful. It was another extermination but this time they attacked his kingdom killing everyone including his parents leaving it in ruins he was the only one who survived. He was all alone to fend for himself all the while him being a kid around six years old edvenully making his way to Imp city and meets an Imp named Blitzo and out of the kindness of his heart he brought Darien in and raised him as his own son. Later on he also adopted a hellhound named Loona who was a few years older than him at first they didn't get along but overtime they became really close. Edvenully Blitzo started I.M.P and they were the first two that were hired with Loona being a receptionist and Darien as an assassin edvenully Blitzo invited more assassins in the company which consists of four imps, a male hellhounds, a dragon, a Incubus, and four sinners. For the most part it's been going really well both in his life and his job he's been paid really well not because he is the boss's son it's because he was one of the best assassins of the company, But little did he know he'd meet someone that would change his life forever.