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Le Dirty Joke Book by thatretardedseal
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Feel the six pack coming! **don't read this if you're under 13**
The Best Dictionary Ever by fullofinsanity
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This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.
Teenager Posts by dafluffyunicorn
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The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!
Connected By Ice [Jelsa] by Write_or_whale_12
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Jack Frost, the guardian of fun, is told to go help a young princess named Elsa. As she grows older, will their bond grow? Will they someday fall in love? Find out in Connected By Ice. All characters belong to Disney and Dreamworks.
Rookie in Love [SYTYCW 2013] by SarahLWhite
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Madeline Stone knows where her future is heading-her family has that part all figured out. On her twenty-first birthday she is stealing a few moments back from her own life before relinquishing every part of herself to their plan. Jackson Rider is a southern boy who grew up with a football in hand. He has seen a lot in his time as a quarterback, but when Madeline stumbles her way into his life throwing the most unconventional passes-he can't get the beautiful rookie out of his head. In life as in football, even the most solid plays can be intercepted.
By Chance by daniecaikobttWP
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I didn't know him. He didn't know me. It's obvious to say we we're complete strangers. But, yeah, I hear his name talked about in school but I really don't care. You could just imagine how weird it is to me when Keagan Keene, famous MVP, comes up, talks to me and asked for my help. On what? Helping him win my best friend's heart, Shynee. Who am I to say 'no', right? Only I have this question bothering me, will I become one of those girls who would fall in love with the guy they're helping because they realize he was different from anybody else? Or will I be different? I guess I'd let fate do its thing.
Flames of life [ FAIRY TAIL x BLUE EXORCIST CROSSOVER] by KillerGirl2404
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{ Fairy Tail and Ao No (Blue) Exorcist Crossover} - I do not own them- Join Lucy in her chaotic life as she gets to know the Okumura Brothers and the other Ao No Exorcist characters and her life suddenly has an unexpected twist... - WARNING: I suck at sumaries-
I love you, Bestfriend. by drishtaayyy
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"I love you, Ashton" I whispered to his sleeping face, being careful so he doesn't hear. Quickly kissing him on the cheek, I run away knowing that he can't know, and he will never know. I'm in love with my bestfriend. "Diana?" Ashton's voice stops me. Tears threaten to fall down, but I push them away. "Yes?" "Could you please call Mel?" He replies. I nod and walk away.
Fairy Tail: The Light Found In The Dark by AquaStar2013
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When Lisanna comes back from the "dead," Lucy is neglected by her friends and family, the people who she trusted, the ones she called nakama. Some stay by her side, like Gray and Levy, but many wanted her out of the guild! One day, when she is repeatedly called weak and kicked out of Team Natsu, she goes on a journey to become stronger and find her true self. But when she goes to the lost town of Athos, also known as the Valley of Dragons, she is ambushed by a rogue, looting guild. Overpowered by sheer numbers and at a disadvantage because of lost magical energy, she tries her hardest to survive, but gives up all hope as she is about to die. But she doesn't. She is saved by Mizuko, the Water Dragon. Lucy follows Mizuko to meet all the Dragons, Igneel, Grandine, and even Metalicana! Along with other Dragons, Lucy spends years learning the Lost Magic, Dragon Slaying. After mastering every single element, she is dubbed, "Queen Lucy, Ruler of the Dragons." As a precaution for their Queen, Mizuko and the other Dragons send her to the Demon Town, Defloria, where she meets the "King of Demons." ❤Meet Azazel, the Demon King with a dark past. ❤Haunting her past, she meets Natsu and Gray, once again. ❤Along the journey, Lucy meets Sting Elucliffe and Rogue Cheney, the Twin Dragons from Sabertooth. ❤ But somewhere out there, Zeref is hunting her down. It weighs on Lucy's shoulders to defeat Zeref before he brings the whole world of Earthland down. But amongst the way, she will risk having her heart broken, into little fragments, never to be whole again. Join Lucy, in her journey of life and fate; Only, in this life, Lucy is the controller of destiny. She decides whether humanity lives--Or dies.