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Something Is Wrong With Us by ileriadewumi
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Humans are strange. We enjoy the burn of spicy food, the fear of horror movies, and the ache of heartbreak songs we refuse to stop playing. We chase chaos, flirt with discomfort, and somehow convince ourselves it's normal. But it doesn't stop there. We love people who exhaust us. We hate things we secretly want. We spiral, compete, overthink, and scroll then wake up and do it all again. There's a pattern to all of it. One that doesn't always make sense. One that leads straight back to us. This book dives into the weird, uncomfortable, and oddly satisfying truths about how we think, feel, and behave. By the end, you won't just be questioning the world. You'll be questioning yourself. • Your votes and comments fuel my caffeine addiction and my will to keep writing. Share your reactions, the LOLs, the WTFs, all of it. • I own all these words and ideas. Spotted a typo? Tell me gently. I'm sensitive. • Thanks for joining the chaos. Keep a priest on speed dial.😉
111 NEVER HAVE I EVER QUESTIONS by ileriadewumi
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A list of ''Never have I ever'' questions. Let's get real here & let's have fun. Answer question concerning family, friends, relationship, sex & life in general.
THE ESCAPE ARTIST: From Awkward Dates To Zombie Apocalypse by ileriadewumi
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There's that one person. Talking. And talking. Glancing at you every few seconds like you're supposed to add something. And all you want to do is scream "PLEASE. STOP. TALKING‼️" You can't say that. So what do you do? You find an exit. A smooth one. Something that gets you out without starting World War III. That's why this book exists. I've lived every one of these moments including the time i actually wanted to say "I'm sure whatever i have to say can wait till you're smarter" and didn't. (I still think about it. I probably always will.) Inside: escape lines for every disaster. The bestie who never stops talking. The date so boring i saw a tumbleweed. The five words that ruin every family gathering: "why are you still single?" The man who introduced me to his watch before he asked my name. Even the zombie apocalypse. If you've ever needed to disappear mid-conversation, there's a line here for you. Drop yours in the comments - your "I wish I'd said that" moments are basically my favorite thing to read. Let's build a whole tribe of people who always have an exit ready. Quick housekeeping: everything here is mine, if you spot a copycat, send them my way. And if you catch a typo, tell me nicely. Even escape artists miss things sometimes. Thanks for joining the escape plan. Let's make every awkward moment survivable. 🤗🧡
CELESTE ENCHANTE by ileriadewumi
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Let's be honest: relationships are messy. Dr Celeste Enchanté, your favorite relationship therapist, spills the tea in her private diary. From infidelity to communication breakdowns to family ties stretched thin, Celeste has seen it all. And now, she's writing it all down. Some entries will make you laugh. Some will make you cry. Some will make you put your phone down and stare at the wall, wondering if she's secretly writing about you. ⚠️ WARNING: May cause unexpected self-reflection (and a renewed appreciation for your partner... or a very real urge to give them some space). A QUICK NOTE BEFORE YOU CONTINUE: While "Celeste Enchante" might feel like a deep dive into real relationships, it's all fiction. Every character, every story, is born from my imagination. Please respect that and ask before using anything from this book. Thank you for exploring the twist and turns of love with me!❤️
How Well Do You Know Yourself? by ileriadewumi
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Do you really know yourself... or just the version you've gotten used to? Play these fun, honest, and slightly uncomfortable quizzes that'll reveal things even your closest friends don't know about you. Inside, you'll find quizzes like: • Are you ready for love or just in love with the ideas of it? • Do You Attract Red Flags or Are You the Red Flag? 🚩 • Did your upbringing help you or quietly break something? • Are you a workaholic or just avoiding something else? •Do you know your worth or are you performing to be chosen?🍑 • Can you really keep a secret or do you just think you can? • Do you have a pleasing personality or a people pleasing problem? Each chapter is simple: answer honestly, comment your choices, and see your results. NOTE: Some questions are specific for girls or guys. This isn't just a book - it's a mirror, a conversation, and a journey back to yourself✨