This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Uh basically just tell me a ship you wanna see that's all!! You could give specific requests or just plain simple!! I'll prolly do all ships (even if I hate it..)

object show | inanimate insanity Test tube returns from season 3 as her and Fan reunite in Hotel OJ, due to his sudden change in behavior, she grows concern. She decides to keep him under observation to figure out what happened to him. : 06 / 23 / 23 #1 in fantube !!

[This has a reboot!!] Cover by @coolsporkzxx on TikTok/YouTube - .. - .----. ... / .- .-.. .-.. / ..-. .- -.- . .-.-.- Goiky is broken. Food is rare. The rules are cruel- And breaking them costs you a leg. When a deal made for power and honor sparks catastrophe, what will all-mighty Golf Ball do to ensure survival? Are the answers Chainsaws, Betrayal, Love... Or Efficiency? - Best Rankings: 1st in IDFB, 1st in Tengolf, 1st in BFDIA, 1st in Cult & 1st in Gaslighting

Reoccurring nightmares. A murderous plan that just won't go away. You think owning a garden is hard? Honey please, this is only the beginning. - A few years after moving to Yoyle City, Pin is faced with the same horrifying nightmare.. A garden. Her dead friends. And hands. She couldn't bring it up without trembling in fear. She couldn't think about it without tears filling up in her eyes. So what could she do? Recreate the dream in reality? ... AU is mine. Inspired by the vocaloid song, Fear Garden! This WILL HAVE GORE SO. Gore warning to anyone who doesn't enjoy murder or gore. Other than that, enjoy..

**WARNING! STORY CONTAINS THEMES OF ABUSE, SELF HARM, AND GENERAL VIOLENCE** Balloon's finally welcomed into Hotel OJ. After months of convincing and praying, he's finally out of the rain and living with the hotel denizens. As the days pass, he slowly grows to recognize something: OJ's acting off. No one seems to notice it but him. He asks the others about it, but they just brush him aside. So it's up to Balloon to find and fix the problem! How will this story unfold?

Request anything you like just follow the rules. This used to be a head cannon the inanimate insanity but I change into any object show you like one shot, head cannon, scenarios. ⚠️ TW: Yandere acts, blood, manipulative, kidnapping, guilt tripping⚠️

Sooo yah basically a nickloon story this takes place a month after their elimination in season 2 oh also it's not humanized sooo ya oh btw brackets means I'm talking (I'm new to writing soooo don't judge please)

hey bros this is a SMUT book with MATURE THEMES with OBJECTS HAVING SEX!!!!!!!!!!! it is extremely CONSENSUAL and NONCON CAN GO DIEEE!!!!!!! this is gonna be the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, MOST BREATHTAKING, GOURMET, AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, smut shots you are EVER going to READ!!! YOU CAN CUM ALL YOU WANT TO THIS BROS, I GOTTA ADMIT I DO CUM TO THIS TOO!!!

I WROTE SM?!?! 🤩🤩🤯 This is my first book, so it might have some grammar mistakes and misspellings ykyk BUT THIS HAS NICKLOON YAYAYYA Mostly fluff, if you're looking for lemon, then look away COVER ART IS BY @WritingwithMei , CHECK OUT THEIR WORK! I HOPE YOU ENJOY HOLY THIS IS VERY OLD NOW - 2025 •TOP RANKINGS• #1 in nickel #1 in nickle #2 in fantube #1 in nickloon (20/7/2023, 14/8/2023 HUGE MILESTONE YEEEE) #3 in lightbrush #3 in inanimateinsanityinvitational #1 in II2 #2 in oj #1 in balloon #3 in inanimate #1 in paper #1 in ii3 #4 in ships (wattpads top ranking) THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH