Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Harry potter is going to Hogwarts. But he's not the only one. He finds that he has a long lost sister. Follow her as she finds powers no one thought existed as she goes through hate, love, heart ache, and war.

Severus Snape/Lily Evans Just a few one shots I made up. Maybe a headcanon or two.

Julia Evermore is the lesser-known childhood friend of Severus Snape and Lily Potter at Hogwarts. When she arrived there, Lily left them and she became Severus' sole companion. Their friendship went from strength to strength, until Lily's death. After four years of living as a Muggle, needing to escape the wizarding world, Julia is back at Hogwarts. She falls in love with Severus again, and romance blossoms between the Potion Master and the new Muggle Studies professor. Disclaimer: All characters belong to JK Rowling except Julia Evermore and the story is of my own creation. Cover made by MayaDemonAngel

Lillie and Hermione have been hiding the fact that they are sisters for 6 long years, even from their two best friends. Lillie knows that her sister is embarrassed to admit they're related, and has always wanted to know why. On the train back to Hogwarts to begin their 6th year at the school, the secret is let out and tension grows. Hermione refuses to talk to her sister and problems begin to unveil. To add to it all, Draco Malfoy, the well known jerk of the school begins to let his bad boy act slide whenever he's around Lillie, and confusion starts to fog her mind. Will she be able to solve all of her problems with Hermione and find out what the truth is behind all the secrets and lies, or will her doing so make everything she knows and loves just crash and burn?

In this book you'll finds some facts about Harry Potter characters that you probably didn't know. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I own nothing

Soon after the death of her twin brother, Olivia and her older brother, Liam Wilson are sent to Hogwarts to finish their school years. Before Olivia takes her first steps into the castle, she's known to be a rebel. And, what if her defiant path crosses Severus Snape? How will Olivia survive her year as she soon to realize her family's secrets? And how will she react when she suddenly has feelings for her Potions Master? **THIS FAN FICTION IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE TIMELINE.** **ALSO, in this story, i keep Severus Snape as the Potions Master. Why? Because I prefer it.**

This is the story of Isabella Palmer and Draco Malfoy... Isabella is the new girl in Hogwarts...no not the lonely girl who has no friends, gets bullied ect... I'm not that cringy but the girl who is loud and confident and immediately befriends Draco

He was left broken, with no hope of ever putting himself together, until she entered his life. He never thought that life could be so rich and that she could make him feel the way she does. This is a love story about two people who were drawn together to fix each other, in ways that they never even knew they were broken. This is a Draco Hermione love story. This is now a completed story. I thank my readers for continuing until the very end, and hopefully you'll follow on to the sequel (as soon as I begin writing it!)

She was only six when she was brutally attacked by those Muggle boys. She couldn't control herself; it wasn't her fault! Her father attacked them to avenge her, which only led to his inevitable capture and sentence to Azkaban Prison. Ariana Dumbledore, the youngest of the Dumbledore children, was never the same again, and all her family could do, was sit and watch her sanity crumble away as she grew up in a torn and broken family. Disclaimer: J.K.Rowling owns all rights to the Dumbledore family, Gellert Grindelwald, Bathilda Bagshot, and other characters. She also owns all rights to settings such as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Ministry of Magic, and Azkaban Fortress, and events that occur in this story. Warning: There is slight homosexual content later in the story. NO HOMOPHOBIC COMMENTS! They will be deleted.