"Oh my gosh wdym macaroons didn't come from France.." "Yea France's a fraud trust." "TAIS-TOI, MÈRE ROUGE-" __________________________ A history obsessed person seems to have met some people who also decently know about history. Except, you didn't know those people WERE the history. __________________________ Warnings: -Historically ACCURATE. -You will be facing the mentions of the Axis, WW's and some more. -A LOT OF COUNTRIES/EMPIRES/MORE. -Will be a crackfic. -Reader is not as oblivious but not as smart either. -Not sure if romance will be added.

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Disclaimer:this is just for entertainment purposes this is not meant to spread ill intent This is just something my weird mind came up with at 3am so here it is... All rights reserved to me ✨ What is soulmates did exist? And what if they weren't somebody you expected? Quick bit of context:LGBTQ+ is fine everywhere

❝ "Putain d'enfer..." That was all the Chef could utter out before any other words he would've said were knocked out of his throat with The Waiter's lips- a kiss holding just as much swiftness, intensity, and desperation as the one he have Rody almost a month ago. Except the two differences. For one, it was Rody who was kissing him. And secondly- this time, Rody didn't pull back and run away like Vincent did. And neither did Vince. ❞ ↳ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, she was gone. she was the one he thought he was waiting for all his life, and she was also the one who left too quickly. MarieAnne Vacher was gone. And so the Chef offers his condolences. Forming a close friendship was quick enough. What wasn't was their bewildering feelings they constantly found themselves questioning. Everything changed after a kiss. ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ The STUNNING cover is by the beautiful @Elle_Vares 💗 !!COVER ART BY kongze14 ON X!! This is a story based off the Dead Plate game by RachelDrawsThis. I do not own the game, the characters, ect. This story takes place after ending 1 of the game, when Manon wouldn't answer Rody. This book is really cringe and I'm thinking of putting the first few chapters into revision, but constructive criticism is appreciated! ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ TW (PLEASE READ BEFORE PROCEEDING): -cursing -heavy angst -blood and gore -self harm/suicidal thoughts -cannibalism -smut IF ANY OF THESE TOPICS TRIGGER YOU OR MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, I HIGHLY ADVISE AGAINST READING THIS BOOK. MY STORY IS NOT MEANT TO GLORIFY, ROMANTICIZE, OR NORMALIZE SELF HARM, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, ETC IN ANY WAY! 【 】 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 © 𝓑 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢

❝... 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 pressure 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 sweating, 𝗰𝗮𝗻 you 𝗳𝗼𝗰𝘂𝘀? ↳ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘪 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯! 𝘙𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳, 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴 <33 ˗ˏˋ 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 // HIATUS // CLOSED ˎˊ˗ . 𐙚 ˚ ... I 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿, I 𝗰𝗮𝗻 promise, 𝗜'𝗺 the 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁 ❞ › ⿻ ︶ ⏝ ︶ ୨୧ ︶ ⏝ ︶ 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 © 𝓑 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐢

Third Reich is content being dead. Being alive sucks anyways. But what happens if two Gods decide to turn earth into their chess board, influencing society as it has only been seen in fantasy before? What will happen when the worst guy possible is employed to fix this mess with a bibical accurate angel at his side. //Monthly Updates! Note, this story plays during the same timeline as 'Intermediate Sides', but further in the future. No need to have read this tho :) The story is more focused on the Germans, the Country and its states, while expanding further into central Europe and the world

Things aren't going well for Britain in this war,more than half of Europe has been captured including his ex,France.And soviet didn't listen to him or america with the unlikely alliance with third reich.Including the bombing of britains country. Yet soviet still becomes close with Britain even on different sides of the war and through tough times towards the end of it.With it,a new strange relationship was formed from these two almost completely different countries. ‐-----‐------------------------‐------------------------------------- This is the first book I've wrote so if this is cringey I am sorry. Side note:If this book is found on any other website other than wattpad then it may have been stolen and cover art was made by me. This book might/or will contain: -(mabie)fluff -ussr x uk -minor ships(?) -mentions of WW2 -mentions of N@zi Germany,fascist Italy and imperial Japan -swearing

One day in the meeting room instead of Soviet came his 15 year old son, Russia. This surprised Britain as first of all he didn't know he had children, and second of all why did he skip meetings he never does. So after getting the information out of Russia, which was hard as he either was mute, scared, or didn't know English very much or maybe all those three combined, he found out that, Soviet, just got divorced. Since Britain knew how hard it is getting though a divorce is, he decided to help Soviet to get over his grief , and on the way he fell in love with him. <3 Warning that might/will contain in the book: -smut at some point in the story (will) -child abuse (will) -swearing(will) -and more I don't know yet (also Britan is on top in this book)

UK gets in as augment with EU and is pushed into a Portal leading to a very snowy forest but as UK fell in he broke it and is now stuck, how will he survive? is the title based off the song "sex with a ghost" yes, yes it is.