TW!! offensive dark humour, mentions of self harm and mental illness (plural), drugs You're a 20-year-old sociology major with a crippling fear of full-time jobs, a soft spot for ugly cats, and a rapidly growing OnlyFans account that funds your oat milk addiction. After your sugar daddy ghosts (again), you move into a suspiciously cheap downtown apartment-only to discover your new roommate is a reclusive hacker who smells like weed, trauma, and mild disdain for humanity. Eren Jaeger, 26, spends his days writing code that could collapse governments and his nights chain-smoking in silence. He thinks you're a dumb bimbo with no sense of digital hygiene. You think he's a walking malware warning with commitment issues. You're both kind of right. Now stuck in the same two-bedroom emotional warzone, you navigate passive-aggressive Post-it notes, unresolved daddy issues, accidental intimacy, and the occasional existential spiral. It's not love. (It's definitely love.) | roommates-to-something-weird, fast burn AND unhinged, dumb/smart dynamic, trauma bonding but make it funny, emotional repression with benefits, Eren is stoned 98% of the time, OF x hacker enemies to roommates to lovers | rankings #1 aotau (wtffff)

"𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝?" "𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐰." "𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐲?" "𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝, 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭..𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮." ────୨ৎ──── ────୨ৎ──── ׂ╰┈➤ In which a weary soldier, heavy with hate and haunted by war, steps into a small-town diner, never guessing that one cup of coffee would begin to soften the parts of him he thought were long dead. He never smiled, trusted no one and didn't believe in love or hope. She was just the girl behind the counter. But her voice had the warmth of vinyl records on rainy nights, and her gaze could stop a man in his tracks. The town knew her as the beauty who broke hearts without trying. She never believed in love, until he sat down at her table. ────୨ৎ──── ────୨ৎ──── Eren x fem reader Started: 02.05.2025 Ended: 18.05.2025 20.05.2025= 🥉in #aot 22.05.2025= 🏅30 in #erenjaeger

In the tapestry of your life, woven with good grades and great friends, your sweet and kind personality has endeared you to many. However, amidst the admirers, there exists an exception-Eren. For reasons unknown, he can't seem to find a liking for you, creating a unique thread of tension in the otherwise harmonious pattern of your world. ennemies to lovers where he falls first and harder🤍

18+. Viewer Discretion is Advised. Seniors in college, you and your boyfriend Eren are finishing out the year with a bang. While you're tying up loose ends, atoning for past mistakes, and trying to finish school, the end means something different for Eren. Let's just hope it includes you in that end.

❝ 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨. 𝙬𝙚'𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨. 𝙬𝙚'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨. ❞ You've known Eren Jaeger since you were in elementary school. He was the loud, annoying kid that got on everyones nerves. Yours included. Then one day, he punched a kid for stepping on your sneakers, and you've been inseparable ever since - from juice boxes and science projects to bedrooms and too many almosts. Now college is starting. There's new friends, new rules, new city and new people to get to know. But no matter how wild things get, one thing stays the same: You and Eren? Just friends. Best friends. Always have been. Always will be. ...Right? ────୨ৎ──── [UPDATES: Wednesdays] All characters above age of 18, set in a college alternative universe. Will be use and talk of heavy drugs, will be containing mature 18+ content, maybe a lot of other triggers. Reader discretion advised. ‼️Warning everyone now: we will NOT only be sleeping with Eren and he will NOT only be sleeping with us so if it's not up your alley... My other fic is better LOL‼️ Can also be read on AO3 (same username, same story name) Cover art: @Anjiliarts I'm not accepting translations!! Link for Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3mmL9BTYmMC54XLTNNpsFX?si=bbcd589ee8964c79 ______ 15th of November 2025: #1 in ModernAU🥇

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ˚ʚ 𑣲 ɞ˚ eren jaeger x f!reader ︶︶ ⠀ ⊹ 🍓 in which your professor assigns a quiet and aloof boy to be your tutor. only for him to discover many different feelings as he falls for you. ⋆꙳𝜗𝜚꙳.* started : 03.31.21 ended : 08.18.21

Four hours from home, Y/N arrives at Paradis University looking for a fresh start. New dorm, new classes, new life. But Paradis isn't as simple as it seems. There's Jean-the easygoing upperclassman who's far too charming for his own good. And then there's Eren-the sharp-eyed stranger who seems to know exactly how to get under her skin. Between late-night parties, whispered tensions, and rivalries she doesn't understand, Y/N quickly realizes that starting over won't be easy. At Paradis, everyone has history... and now, she's becoming part of it. ‼️ WARNING ‼️ This fanfic contains talks of drug use, alcohol use, suicide, and (most importantly) sex.

⁀.˚❀ ⟡ eren jaeger x reader in which you find yourself entangled with your roommate's friend, uncovering the delicacy behind his cold facade college au

you're sent by marley to kill eren jaeger. [extended summary inside] - ENEMIES TO LOVERS. eren x fem reader