Jake takes an unexpected visit to Lana and Albert's place. Jake secretly falls in love with Albert and when Lana finds out about Jake's big crush it's a fight to see who will win over Albert first. A/N: this is my first book so bare with me please lol Warnings: smut, cutting, depressing thoughts.

Mario is studious, he is ambitious and has goals in life. He doesn't want to be poor, of course. His only goal in life is to earn money. He is born into a wealthy family, born with a golden spoon in his mouth. He has no sympathy for anyone. Jevon is just as intelligent, just that he was forced onto his feet with every path blocked. He was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth, he was less fortunate. He despises the rich folk. He dreams too big, bigger than his wallet. Unfortunately, the higher ups will remind him of his place. He didn't forget, he just doesn't want to be reminded. Jevon catches Mario's eye, and now he cant forget him.

copy and pasted fanfiction from 2010 in the roblox forums

Tord's girlfriend, Anya, broke up with him, her excuse? Tord was too emo for her. Tord was devastated by that, after all, Anya was his first girlfriend! And his only two friends would have to deal with it: Edd; his best friend since childhood with whom he had a brother-from-another-mother relationship, and Benjy; the weird kid from class who kept following him everywhere. Edd: 17 years old Tord: 16 years old Benjy: 15 years old The story has to do with an AU comic I'm making, Demeddtial AU. This One-Shot is about a part of the story that might be mentioned in the story at some point, but it's to give some background to Tord and Edd's teenage years (And Benjy (me, haha...) included because he has some relevance in the story of Demeddtial AU)

*hands you your daily dose of Jalbert* Here you go. BY THE WAY YES I DREW THIS DO NU STEEL MAH ART PLES I LO YOU Okay, yeah, so these are one shots. They will at least contain: * Fluff and will be sappy * Maybe some smutty scenes and kinky shit * Hurt/Comfort * AU * At least something depressing Yeah. No hate towards Lana. Or Jalbert. We don't take haters here. Anyways if you have any ideas, feel free to tell me!! Enjoy! ~ Ana.

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)