Julian Fawcett (MP) was once a whole human living person, but now he's dead and doesn't have any trousers on. His relationship with The Captain reflects his relationship with his life. Surface-level, silly stuff that keeps from the darkness underneath. Originally posted on AO3 under inkyfishes. This is the first time I've uploaded anything on Wattpad, so here goes nothing!

THIS STORY IS BEING CONTINUED ON AO3!!