"why are you so interested in me?" she said, a clearly confused look in her eyes "im afraid i cant answer that for you" he retorted reluctantly. "why not?" she was suddenly a lot more interested in the answer. "i just, cant. okay?" he looked down at his black shoes and walked away. // lowercase intended \\

In which a boy with a bad habit of getting himself drunk learns that sex isn't everything.

"You were fine yesterday." | 113 in short story | boy used in fanfic was changed from michael to calum © impediment 2014

On Wednesdays we wear plaid.

in which an australian boy called luke starts chatting with a girl on kik because they were bored out of their minds. [semi-slow updates]

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

"I'm working at Disney World to pay my bills, not to find a boyfriend." | 201 in fanfiction | 93 in short story | © impediment 2015

"thank you for choosing target, we'll see you tomorrow."

in which she suspects that he's cheating, so she hides all of valuables to make him remember their past and forget his present | 51 in short story | 704 in fanfiction | © impediment 2014-2015