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WATTY 2016 WINNER of the HQ Love Award! Strange Yarns is a ball of tangled tales. Twisted, knotted, and intertwined. Like Tales of the Crypt, the Twilight Zone, and The Outer Limits. Strange Yarns is not just a collection of ghastly tales, these are yarns, and yarns are sewed together. Follow the yarns and see the grand design... think of this as an evil quilt. Ghost, ghouls, and cannibals being studied for nutrition research, Strange Yarns has got it all. ALL EXCEPT HAPPY ENDINGS!!! (The Author's Lawyer's retain the rights to define happy endings.) I'd love it if you'd vote. And if you really like them please share with a friend. And if you hated them, please share with an enemy. *Josh Saltzman is a Canadian Comedy Award winning writer and director. Recently he was the head writer of season 2 and 3 of Inspector Gadget on Netflix. His other credits include Fangbone! (Disney XD), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: The Animated Series (Sony/DHX), and in live action Call Me Fitz (HBO Canada). Josh has also made lots of weird videos you can find on youtube.

Bristina has never had anyone to rely on, she never had friends and her parents have always ignored her. What happens when Bristina's family moves towards a new town? It's nothing new to her though because they always move at least twice in three years because of her father's job. Her birthday date is creeping nearer and nearer, but what's happening to her? Strange things are happening to Bristina, if you are remotely interrested in her story, then read and find out what happens to Bristina when her life dramatically changes. **** I really hope you guys like this story, its my first super natural book, but looking at the comments I keep getting it seems I'm doing ok, so dear reader, I hope you like it :) ENJOY!! :D Chandre' xx

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