Key item: kanye About Will and geef Scene: dongers (male verion of hooters) Problem: geef thinks Kanye cute af and wants kanye Key element people: mya, olivia, will, geef, Kanye, chuck, j0hshe, tyler Will: main cuz Geef: wills gf asmr Kanye: waitor @ dongers J0hshe/tyler: tabl 4 2? Dewd J0hshe: I HAVE DRUMS *bangs head on desk, mentally unstable Tyler: protective johshe mom Chuck: guy who makes really bad puns "hey, wanna hear a joke???" Mya/Olivia: mole people who swoop in and eat people's food bcz no one eats it and they hungies af and want sum fukin f00d

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

just when the catipillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly × sequel to 'transgender' {HIGHEST RANKING #3}

In which Dan's an arsonist and Louise thinks he needs more friends.

"Love was the strongest emotion of Phil and the one to be the most beautiful in his eyes. Seeing this marvel turn into something so uncomfortable was horrible to experience. But he was happy, wasn't he?" In which Dan suddenly notices how Phil starts changing. Trying to catch his best friend from falling turns out to be more difficult than expected and, in the end, who can keep Dan from falling?

Dan Howell is an insomniac....who's scared of the dark. Only a little bit. One late night (or early morning), he decides to venture out and explore London at its quietest. He meets Phil Lester at an all-night coffee shop, and the two quickly become friends. As the friendship continues to grow, Dan has to begin facing his issues, and his feelings for Phil.

Dan and Phil seem to have a pretty good life. They are a couple of the most famous youtubers, the work on their own radio show, and they're best friends. Phil couldn't be any happier. But what happens when Phil finds out about the other side of Dan he hasn't met yet? WARNING: MENTIONS OF SELF HARM AND SUICIDAL TENDENCIES

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with kickthestickz This story carries some warnings, however they're p much all spoilers except non-graphic violence and injury on one occasion, and non-described minor character death. No major character death and no self harm. Please message me if you think you'll need to know the TWs! To avoid spoilers, you can give me a list of things you don't want to read for whatever reason and I'll let you know if they're in the fic or not :)

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Hey if you enjoyed a helping hand then you should read this fic, the rewritten version of the epic yet tragic love story (this version's better just fyi)