"Isn't my'lady the cutest?" "Satoru, you're impossible. The most insufferable-and delusional-man I've ever known." "Delusional? You know other men? My lady... you're breaking my heart here." (Doesn't follow the canon events. No manga spoilers.) Has happy ending (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠-⁠☆ Contains fluff and smut, just skip it if you are uncomfortable. Gifs and images are not mine

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ "𝙂𝙐𝙔𝙎 𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙏 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔 𝙂𝙍𝙊𝙒 𝘼 𝙂𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙔/𝙉 𝙎𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝘼𝙇 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏" "𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙭 𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙬 𝙖 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙣" "𝙄𝙏 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝘼 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙕𝙀𝙉-𝙎𝙃𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙀𝘿-𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙉𝘽𝙊𝙒-𝘾𝙃𝙊𝘾-𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙊-𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙄𝙏-𝙋𝙊𝙇𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙀𝘿- 204.5𝙠𝙜 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙎𝙊𝙈." ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝙂𝙊𝙅𝙊𝙓𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 (𝙈𝙊𝙎𝙏 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝘽𝙐𝙏 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙆𝙊 𝙓 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝘼𝙎 𝘼 𝙅𝙊𝙆𝙀) Just so you know... I might've abandoned that one fanfic that has the into... ANY WAYS THIS IS MY FIRST CHAT FIC BECAUSE HOPEFULLY CHAT FICS ARE EASIER THAN FANFICS 😛😛😛😛

"𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇. 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐎 𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇." ↳ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 You're added to a "group chat" that shouldn't be physically possible due to your goofy-ass flip phone. (Jujutsu Kaisen x GN!Reader) HIGHEST RANKINGS SO FAR; YAGA ; #4 HAIBARA ; #7 (Textfic/Crackfic) (Hidden Inventory)

"ʏᴜᴊɪ.. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʙᴇ sᴏ ғʀ ʀɴ.." " ..ɴ/ɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ɪ ʙᴇ ғʀ ɪғ ɪ sᴇᴇ ᴀ ɢʏᴀᴛᴛ.. ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ sᴀʏ ɪᴛ!!" ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴍᴇɢᴜᴍɪ ғᴜsʜɪɢᴜʀᴏ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ɢᴇᴛs ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴄʜᴀᴛ..

𝔦𝔫 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥, 𝔶/𝔫 𝔤𝔬𝔧𝔬 𝔤𝔢𝔱𝔰 𝔞𝔡𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔞 𝔤𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔭𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔯𝔰. 𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔧𝔧𝔨 𝔵 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯

"𝙎𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙤𝙥𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙗𝙤𝙬𝙨~" _______________________________ "𝑮𝒖𝒚𝒔 𝒊 𝒂𝒍𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚" "𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅?" "𝑮𝒐𝒋𝒐 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒖𝒏 𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒅" 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜!! 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝙶𝚎𝚐𝚎 𝙰𝚔𝚞𝚝𝚊𝚖𝚒 (𝚊𝚔𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐.)

ᵀʰʳᵉᵉ ʰᵉᵃᵈˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵒⁿᵉ... - Yandere!JJK x Fem!Reader

𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘶 𝘎𝘰𝘫𝘰 𝘹 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳! ❝ 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶... 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦. ❞ ╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 you, the jewel of the school, and uninterested in love, enters a fake dating agreement with Satoru Gojo, the prince of the school, only to find yourself caught in something far more intense. ౨ৎ 𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘶 𝘎𝘰𝘫𝘰 𝘹 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳! SEXUAL CONTENT!

| Gojo Satoru x Telepath!Reader | Set during 2006 | Smut | Fast Paced | Gore | Her mind is never quiet. Drenched in a sea of thoughts that aren't her own, her telepathy is both her greatest weapon-and her greatest curse. But everything changes when she meets him. Gojo Satoru. Sixteen years old. Arrogant. Brilliant. Untouchable. And for some reason... completely unreadable. She can't hear him. He can't predict her. And in a world where knowing someone is survival, the unknown becomes intoxicating. Thrown into the chaos of Jujutsu High, she battles cursed spirits, fractured alliances, and the creeping dread of a war no one sees coming. He is the one mind she can't touch. She is the one person he can't figure out. Together, they're an anomaly. And in this world-anomalies don't last. ⚠️ Warnings: Gore • Death • Smut • Emotional Trauma • Canon-Typical Violence

______________________________________________ 𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝙺𝚒𝚍𝚜 - 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝙾𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗, 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚕 𝚂𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝 1:27 ━━❍─────── -5:05 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ VOLUME: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100% ______________________________________________ Once the honored child of the global stage, Gojo Satoru had it all: heir to the multibillion-dollar Gojo Clan fashion empire and an international sensation in his own right. But scandals, tabloid headlines, and reckless behavior follow him everywhere. In a last-ditch effort to reset his life, he transfers to an elite American high school, known more for its academic rigor and legacy-building than its patience with celebrity behavior where (F/n) (L/n) dominates the social and academic scene. But from the moment their worlds collide, everything shifts. For better or worse, Gojo is hard to ignore. He's charming and arrogant, magnetic and messy. A train wreck you can't stop watching. Or at least, that's what (F/n) tells herself when she starts to look past his scandalous image to the person buried underneath it all- though the last thing she needs is to get tangled up with a living, breathing PR disaster. Their worlds couldn't be more different, but as their lives collide, sparks fly, secrets unravel, and neither of them will ever be the same. ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀʀᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀʀᴛɪꜱᴛᴅᴋᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ.