Have you ever wanted to befriend an object? Play Cupid and pair them together, or even date them for reasons unbeknownst to anyone but yourself? Probably not, but if you do, then this book is just for you. Enjoy your stay here because you might not ever escape.

I wrote this fanfic when I was 11 or 12, so read the earlier chapters at your own risk. As of May 9th, 2026, I will be rewriting each of the chapters!! They can be found at the end of the book :3 ⚠️THIS WILL BE CRINGE⚠️ The characters in this story are STILL they're object forms (as of the earlier versions from 2022. In the 2026 chapters, they will be humanized). Inanimate Insanity belongs to AnimationEpic / Adam Katz ALSO: this story has fruity piss colored objects falling in love. Read at your own risk. INCLUDES SOME. I say SOME: Lime or Lemon. There will.. probably be more. Nvm. Beware chapter 10. That part has SMUT.

{SPOILERS FOR II2 17} The last five minutes together. Die with a smile, hands held forever. id like to thank reid for this idea

A bunch of ship one shots cause I've been reading so many now I wanna make them :)

I suck at writing After OJ promised the contestants a room change with whoever they wanted, they were up to anything, they were paired into groups of two, the pair will be in a room for a month, which was October,they had until Halloween to create a matching costume, the point of this was to get along what could go wrong?

Here's just some random stuff I'll think about and then jot down ( I'll have warnings for stuff in the oneshot ) Cover art will come soon- Update cover art will probably never come

i was bored and i wanted to make a comedygold fanfic. desclaimer: this is my first time writing a fanfic so please do not judge it and i may post new chapters rarely because of school. characters are from inanimate insanity by the way might add more tags soon, but for now this is this. i'm not really an expert to this.

REQUESTS ARE *OPEN* ~INDICATIONS ~ 💖 = Fluff! 🚽 = shitpost When requesting things, tell me if you'd like to remain anonymous or not! I can do xreader things as well! Do not be afraid to request those. (October 10th, 2025): Please do specify whether you'd like to be anonymous, credited by, etc. I might return to this just for the thrill of it since it seemed to be doing really well when it was getting updated! So keep an eye out, I might redo the cover, I have no clue. I might add an announcement part, I have no clue. A mutual of mine apparently LOVES this series and that's kind of inspiring me AT THE MOMENT. So, yes, I'm still here and paying attention, yes, I'm still a writer. Keep your eyes peeled people!

(COVER MADE BY MY AMAZING AND AWESOME FRIEND GABBY (@GST.BW)) Don't mind if it's bad, I wrote this at like 1am, also, stuff might escalate rather quickly

TW: Cursing and Mentions of depression Trophy and Cheesy Slowly develop feeling for one another as they learn to forget about what others think and find out more about themselves. This is my first fanfiction ever so don't judge me 😅