Fred Weasley has never been hopelessly desperate for something he couldn't have.... until it came to the forbidden fruit, his twin brother's girlfriend. His devil-may-care attitude is a false facade he's willing to endure, hoping the enchanting Josephine Pierce finds it intriguing and riveting... Which are the opposite characteristics of his reasonably vanilla twin brother. "Then enlighten me, Fred, tell me exactly why we keep fighting." "Because we can't be friends." "That's what I've been telling you!" "No, you think we shouldn't be friends because we argue. I know why we can't be friends." !!! THIS IS A REWRITE BECAUSE THE OTHER VERSION GOT REMOVED, I AINT STEALIN !!! !!! ON AO3 AS WELL !!! I don't own the rights to any characters except my original characters. THIS WILL BE FINISHED I JUST NEED IT OFF MY CONSCIENCE.

WARNING: SMUT, 18+ READERS ONLY!- ; (contains heavy sexual content, language, drugs, violence) Camellia Larke has had a bit of a crush on Fred Weasley for a few years, but never had the courage to do anything about it... until one night at the Burrow, when suddenly, everything about their relationship changes, and being "just friends" is no longer a viable option. DISCLAIMER: All original Harry Potter character credit goes to J.K. Rowling. {- This is an AU where Fred survives the Battle of Hogwarts and continues to run Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes with his twin brother, George, as it should have been.}