don't touch the booty

Hilarious conversations with friends and family

It's basically what the title says... I write to vent, so don't expect it all to make perfect sense.

Hi just to let you know I now have a blog if anyone is interested http://poetrymum.blogspot.co.uk/ Thanks x (Link also available on profile page)

The funniest jokes on earth! :D...No? Fine then Grumpy Cat >~> But in all seriousness, this is not meant to insult anyone. Most of these jokes are from the interwebs, shows, or myself. So don't point out the obvious Thank you! so enjoy! -Not intended for pandas.

A poem about how much I hate Hitler.

A short allegory about slut shaming

Thankyou !

This is a parody of most cliche's in most stories plain and simple. Follow Sophie in her adventure with her totally cliche'd life. Her story, also called "I just moved from another town and am now the outcast of my new school, but the hottest guy in school kidnapped me, OH, and did I mention he's a vampire. But I can't love him because I'm in an arranged marriage with my hot teacher, who is the Alpha of the werewolf pack, coincidently located in my town. OMG WHAT DO I DO?!", is surely to be a ridiculous and outrageous thing.