theilliterateironman
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partner in crime | a. morozova & a. starkov by theilliterateironman
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"𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐢 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬." "𝐢 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞... 𝐢'𝐦 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ [ in which a sun summoner and a shadow summoner fall for one with the power to control both ]
treading water | halbrand & isildur [on hold] by theilliterateironman
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"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝, 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬." "𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐬 𝐢 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which a naive sea elf finds herself suddenly out of her depth and falling in love around every corner [ genuinely no clue who the endgame is. it'll depend on how future seasons of the rings of power show goes ]
lavender haze | d. belikov ✓ by theilliterateironman
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"𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 - 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐬?" "𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐲𝐞𝐬." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which the other dragomir princess falls for exactly who she can't have - her guardian [ follows the peacock streaming series ; subject to small changes as the show continues to air ] [ previously called - haunting ]
game of survival | tangerine ✓ by theilliterateironman
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"𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧?" "𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?" ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which a hit man and his assignment aren't on a bullet train quite long enough to fall in love, but they'll certainly have some fun while fighting for their lives on the way to the end of the line. [ contains mega strong language, my dudes. and probably eventual smut ]
enchanted | a. pendragon [on hold] by theilliterateironman
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"𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐥𝐢𝐚." "𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐦." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which merlin isn't the only new face in camelot with a secret or in which gaius' new apprentice is destined to become the once and future queen
concussion | em. cullen ✓ by theilliterateironman
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"𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧." "𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which things get complicated when jessica stanley dares frankie roman to kiss emmett cullen [ pre-twilight - breaking dawn ]
stardust chords | the darkling by theilliterateironman
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"𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥." "𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐢 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫." ͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ [ in which the darkness must learn to share his time in the sky with starlight ]