A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

It’s 1999, and curvy funny girl Evianna Moore is about to celebrate her 99th birthday. But rather than the wrinkled nanna she should rightfully be, Evi appears to be only 30 years old. She has a medical condition, which means she does not age. Her hidden condition is rare, feared and misunderstood by most of the world, and Evi is used to living on the fringes of life, never able to make truly deep connections. When she meets Matt, a sexy and enigmatic city mayor, her heart begins to dream of the life they might share together in the new millennium. But will Matt discover her secret? And can love can survive when it can never age evenly?

Levy McGarden is your typical bookworm, nerd, geek or anything that crosses that line. She is small and what you call innocent, everyone at school loves her cheerful nature, she's not exactly popular but nice to be around. Gajeel Redfox is your typical bad ass, he's in a gang and everyone at school fears him. He's tall, muscular and if looks could kill, you would be running but there is something about Gajeel no one knows about. But what happens when little Levy runs into Gajeel himself? will she cower in fear or do the exact opposite? What will Gajeel's gang do? What will Levy's friends do? Read to find out Disclaimer- I don't own any of the characters, Hiro Mashima does, I only made up a few characters to fit in this story :) #41 in Gajevy - 2017-2018 (Most impressive ranking) #201 in GaLe

Lucy Heartfilia, top 1 student of Fairy Tail High is force to be the pretend girlfriend of the campus heartthrob, Natsu Dragneel. His reason, to make his childhood friend and first love jealous. Lucy, being blackmailed, is forced to agree and sign a contract as proof of their agreement. Will they succeed? Or will they fall for each other despite the rules of the contract they signed? This story's book cover was made by my best friend/Illegitimate Twin, @12CheshireCat Credits goes to her.. :) Highest Rank: #75 in Fanfiction