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A mistake [A Countryhumans Chat-fic] by UserExeNotFound
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In which: America adds the countrys into a group chat. Shenanigans ensue. -------------------------------------------------------- !Warnings! for; - Mentions of historical events - Cursing - Dark Humor (bad humor in general probably) - OOC Characters - Bad translations [Will be updated if I feel like doing another chapter. The chapters could come very slow or very fast.] [Cover was made by @xTokimimotaku and permission to use has been given] -------------------------------------------------------- Ships: UK x France [ESTABLISHED] Finland x Estonia [ESTABLISHED] Russia x America x Germany [ESTABLISHED] Quebec x Alberta [ESTABLISHED] Japan x New Zealand x Belarus [LATER; ESTABLISHED] !More to be added!
The Ploy~ RusAme Fanfic by krazykaylee14
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America has always hidden his true capabilities and great intelligence by crafting a ploy that no one ever suspected. Not even his family has caught on. He wears sunglasses to mask his true intentions and pretends to be helpless in weak so that other countries will let their guard down around him and once they do he gains valuable information. This is how he's survived for so long-- faking it. One fateful day, Russia catches a glimpse through the act , suspects something, and vows to spy on America for his lost Father, Soviet. America quickly devises devises a foolproof plan on how to get Russia off his trail by using his homophobia against him. Well-- he thought it was foolproof. But even geniuses make mistakes when something unexpected comes their way.
The One Man Mafia by SmilePines555
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Russia is the assistant and son of the well known detective, USSR. He lives in a world full of abilities and powers, his own ability allows him to create animals made of ice. However, when his father is assigned to a case with a criminal that has drove various detectives and officers mad trying to catch him, USSR can not simply decline. This famous criminal is known by the name of USA, a man well known for killing serial killers and working in the black market. He is a feared figure across the whole world. But how has this man managed to avoid capture and escape it every time? Well, it has to do entirely with his own ability. USA possesses the ability to shapeshift into different forms, each with their own little perks and advantages. There is literally a filing cabinet full of as much information as possibly gathered on each of his forms, nicknamed "State forms" as USA himself calls them. Though, after meeting Russia, USA takes an interest and starts telling more information than usual to Russia, stringing him along for his own amusement. But even with all this information, will America ever truly be caught and locked up for good? Does Russia even want that? ⚠️ Warning: Gore, violence, murder, cussing, lots of criminal behavior that may be triggering⚠️ Book Started: October 3rd, 2021 Book Ended: Not yet (I will do my best to have a weekly posting schedule.)
To make one whole by hee_hooo667
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Germany has always been very good at reading right through others. One country, however, is still an enigma to him; Poland. In fact, nobody seems to understand them either. None of this stops Germany from trying to put together the puzzle that is Poland though. He is dead set on getting to know them, and possibly becoming friends. Throughout his mission, German begins to realize that they aren't the only one who is hurting. Together, they learn to get their skeletons out of their closets, to heal, to become whole once again. (Severe Blood and angst warning!!! If it makes you uncomfortable don't read!!!!) ( slowburn Gerpol)
Ask the Balkans! [CH] by InspirerOfAnarchy
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Have you ever wanted to ask Serbia why he simps for Russia? Perhaps you've wondered why Albania has 193,397 bunkers? Or maybe you just want to know what the Balkans think about life. Either way, you've come to the right place! You ask the questions in the comments, and the Balkans answer them. It can be a dare, a question, or maybe just asking for an opinion. Anything goes! There may be guest occurrences from Eastern Europe, in which case you're free to question them as well, but this is primarily focused on the Balkans.
Electric Shock. (Rusame) by InspirerOfAnarchy
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One thing has always been clear about Russia and America: They hated each other. It was no surprise; after all, their parents had despised each other, so naturally, their children would hate each other as well. Russia and America had just gotten out of a cold war, and it had only strengthened their feelings of hatred toward each other. One fateful UN meeting, America did something that finally caused Russia to snap. That was the day all hell was let loose. Afterward, a large group of countries met up and decided that Russia and America had to stop arguing, so they consulted UN, and a seemingly brilliant idea was formed. Shock wristbands. Now, these wristbands were programmed to shock the wearer if they leave a certain proximity from one another (1 meter). One was put on Russia, and the other on America. The countries had hoped that by forcing America and Russia to be near each other at all times, they would be able to settle their differences. But binding together one cocky, social, oil-loving country who is actually incredibly insecure and one distant, cold, and terrifying as fuck country with an addiction to vodka... may not be as good of an idea as it seems. Warning: This story may include: -Abuse -Self-harm -Angst -Cursing -Eventual smut (because your author has no chill) -And a tall scary Russian man
I'm F.I.N.E. (Revised) by iamtrash48
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(HEY, It's the author of I'm F.I.N.E. Here for more!)(cover art is not mine) America is F.I.N.E. It's an acronym. People assume that when he says it he's really okay and doesn't need help with anything. They're wrong. His friends all see him as the happy bubbly boy he acts like, but he's not. He's a teen with severe problems, who has a father that doesn't believe in therapy. He's forced to just go with it, and roll with the punches. That all works out until it doesn't.
I'm F.I.N.E. by iamtrash48
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(Cover art is not mine.) America is F.I.N.E.. It's an acronym. People assume that when he says it he's really okay, and doesn't need help with anything. They're wrong. His friends all see him as the happy bubbly boy he acts like, but he's not. He's a teen with severe problems, who's dad doesn't believe in therapy. He's forced to just go with it, and roll with the punches. That all works out until it doesn't.
countryhumans smut/fluff *DISCONTINUED* by marmo132
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My Strange Art Book by CallMeCactipri
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Ah yes, enslaved artwork (Book includes art, obviously, writing tips and storytime every once in awhile. Enjoy!) #3 in vents 14/11/2019 #10 in eh 23/12/2019