I'm down bad 🥴🥴

let's talk about coffee and our troubles                 ❪ human elmo x reader ❫          ❝ a penny for your thoughts? ❞ ❝ hmm how about a coffee instead? ❞ ❝ deal. ❞ ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,          a coffee addicted book worm meets a tired college student in the park. together they bond over coffee talks. they aren't exactly friends or strangers for that matter, however one thing remains certain: they would die together. maybe dying won't be lonely when you have someone by your side.   " 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭...          𝐥𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 "         " 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥? "       " 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐰𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐢𝐞 "   ↶ ꒰ 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 ˏˏ 🖇️꒱ ─ human! elmo x gn! reader ─ slight fluff/angst . comedy . random . ─ TRIGGER WARNING: double suicide 🍃...→ author note , actually it's more like an oc named elmo x reader than an elmo x reader now that i realize lmfao. ────────────── short fanfic by: @-cxothicol     ↳ ꒰🏷️꒱ STATUS: [𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗]

a bag of shredded cheese. a girl with a love for shredded cheese. (and a shitty author to write about it) a passionate love unfolds.  ─ in which her love for shredded cheese goes beyond what a shitty shredded cheese fanfiction could ever hope to describe.

𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒 !                    ❪ grass x fem! reader ❫ ❝ go and play with the grass. maybe it cures your horniness, wack ass hoe 。❞ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,          a teen who is down bad is convinced by their best friend to go touch some grass. and they do - or something like that. ──────────────────── written by: @-cxothicol       ↳ ꒰🏷️꒱ STATUS: [ 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 ]

find out what happens when your living the y/n life 😃

Jason and Piper are dating, and they love each other. But Jason can't help but think that there's something missing. Then, it hits him. No, literally. One day, a brick hits him in the head, and he realizes what he's been missing all this time. (Cover made by @Dragon1Wolf and slightly altered by yours truly) ((Disclaimer: All characters belong to Rick Troll Riordan, and none of them to me.)) Completed, 11/4/2020

𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃                   ❪ duolingo bird x reader ❫          ❝ they couldn't see how awesome duolingo really was... so i took out their eyes ❞ ❝ DUDE WHAT THE FU- ❞                         ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,         y/n just wanted to learn some decent spanish for their class but they didn't have in count a certain someone would develop a strange attachment to them.         especially a sassy good-fashioned demon who happens to be the infamous family-kidnapping and ankle-breaking duolingo bird at that.                       '' 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 ''        ↶ ꒰ 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 ˏˏ 🖇️ ꒱ ─ profanity ─ blood/violence ─ gender neutral reader ─ yandere! demon! duolingo x reader ─ slight yandere! oc x reader too ───────────────── 🍃... author's note: i was just being goofy n silly ok. this was... written when i was in 7th grade. PLEASE don't take this too seriously. also i have better works than this one read those instead

Shrek kidnappes Mr. Krabs and Squidward😏 There is smut.