"Lan Zhan, do you think he'll like lotus seed soup?" They had survived war, death, and sixteen years of longing. Now, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji face their most unexpected adventure yet. In the peace of their travels, something new is growing-a life that belongs to both of them. A story of healing, hidden scars, and the family they never thought they could have. ------ Disclaimer: This story is a work of fanfiction based on the novel Mo Dao Zu Shi by Mò Xiāng Tóng Xiù and the series The Untamed. I do not own the original characters, the setting, or the world-building; these belong to the original creator and rightful owners. However, the post-canon plot, original scenarios, and specific dialogues in this work are my own creative property. No copyright infringement is intended. This is a story that contains same sex romantic scenes and male pregnancy, if you are not comfortable reading any of those, this story is definitely not for you. +18 CONTENT! NO REPOSTING OR TRANSLATION ALLOWED WITHOUT PERMISSION.

Naruto Uzumaki the self proclaimed, annoying, orange loving idiot right.......? Wrong when the rookie 9 and guy's team hold a fun get together on October 10 (naruto's birthday but they don't know that) aka. the kyuubi festival they find out more about Naruto's torturous life then they ever realized. Can they save the boy they barely knew in the first place.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? That's right! Where's my tardis? Beware of who is at the door-whoever it is, be it Liz, Adam or Fred... they will have you roaring with laughter and giggling for days. Knock out your friends with this hilarious collection of Knock knock jokes.

Ever wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA

Book one, Three Stories. Special story: Sansby~Caught CrossDressing []Stories[] Torigore : My King Unphys : Smarty-Pants []Enjoy![]

Frisk finds herself in the world of Soul Eater, where weapons and Meisters fight the evil Keishens that would plunge this world into insanity. But what does Frisk have to do with this? Creator of the cover is on Tumblr name I believe is Rainglazed. Apologies if I'm wrong, I don't Tumblr.

Here are lots of ways to annoy people in different places!!! Please Vote, Comment on what you think and your ideas to improve, and please add to your library. It will be updated soon!!!! And don't worry, if you give in an idea, I won't take the credit. I will say that it was your idea!!!!!

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!