Trump and Kamala's Kerfuffle: A Political Love Story

Trump and Kamala are carrying on an illicit affair. But can their love survive?

Skank Hill: Trust And Betrayal

Hank Hill finds out that his son, Bobby, was fathered by Hank's best friend and neighbor, Dale Gribble. Full of rage, Hank sets out to fulfill his wildest fantasy: having sex with John Redcorn. Meanwhile, Peggy rekindles her love for Dale.

Mr. Incredible's Affair with Jessica Rabbit

Mr. Incredible was very bored with his life and marriage. so what happens when he meets Jessica Rabbit? will Elastigirl find out? how will Violet cure her depression? is Dash destined to be a serial killer? and finally... Will Syndrome reveal his darkest secret?

Mort Meets Henry Fondle

After getting rejected by King Julien, yet again, Mort, the mouse lemur becomes depressed. And that's when Henry Fondle came into his life. The sexy, beautiful sex robot. Through the power of love, Mort learns what it really means to care about someone else, but will he ever be able to keep away from his beloved King...

Jungle Love: A Tarzan Story

After Tarzan meets the lovely Jane Porter, Tarzan's best friend, Terk, gets ultra jealous, as she's loved Tarzan for years. Terk decides that Jane has to be gotten rid of. Meanwhile, Kerchak discovers the joy of marijuana. The jungle is all upside down and in absolute chaos, and Tarzan is stuck in the middle of all of...

Dirty Love : Amos Slade And Widow Tweed

Despite what the movie tells you, Widow Tweed and Amos love each other to no end. The problem? they're like a couple of teenagers. But can their love hate relationship survive with determination, strength and tender love and care? Meanwhile, Tod learns sex ed from Big Mama, after he sees Amos and tweed, during one of...

David T. Chastain: The Rizz Master

Chastain is an 80s metal band. Lead guitarist, David, has loved their lead singer, Leather, since forever, but, she loves Dio way too much to ever care about David. And besides, she already had a boyfriend, anyway. But did another man ever stop David? No. He was the rizz master. Meanwhile, bassist Mike, can't seem to...

Having The Xenomorph's Baby

Basically what the title says. After the Xenomorph boards the mother ship, he uses his rizz on Ripley, she get's overwhelmed, and after a few dates, Ripley and The Xenomorph take their relationship to the next level. The big problem? Ripley is pregnant, and the Xenomorph is the baby daddy.

Zyklon Bee

Once upon a time, there was this colony of really ugly bees, and one day, one of them stung a girl with a bee allergy, and she died. Enraged, the girl's father set out to commit genocide on the bees, as vengeance for what they did not only to his daughter, but to all people they had caused the death of.

Godzilla & Mothra's Honeymoon: The Destruction Of D.C.

Godzilla and Mothra are on their honeymoon, and they're going to destroy Washington D.C. Godzilla and Mothra win over the hearts of millions, as they get rid of the most corrupt place on earth.

Squidward & Mrs. Puff's Revenge

Squidward and Mrs. Puff have been having a secret affair, and both hate SpongeBob with a passion. When one too many things go wrong one day...they both snap!

Trump x Kamala: The Rise And The Fall

This is the official sequel to my previous shitpost, Trump And Kamala's Kerfuffle: A Political Love Story. After Trump and Kamala died in Shrek's swamp, the toxic fumes of the swamp acted as nuclear radiation, and brought the two back to life. Trump and Kamala are back, and their love is stronger than ever. But this t...

Blackie Lawless Unalives Justin Bieber

Blackie Lawless learns about the existence of, and upcoming popularity of Justin Bieber and decides to take matters into his own hands...with the help of Biff Byford, Michael Schenker and the rack girl.

The Falling Down Of Fred Flintstone

After one bad thing after the other, Fred finally snaps, and goes on a murderous rampage against everyone who wronged him.

Ultra Instinct Shaggy VS Velma: Battle For The Real Velma

Velma gets kidnapped by the fake Velma, and Shaggy has to go into Ultra instinct mode and save her. Ultra instinct Shaggy must ally himself with Scrappy Doo. The two must journey to another dimension that is full of hideous, grotesque alternate versions of The Scooby Gang. Will our heroes triumph over Velma? Will Scra...

Alex Jones & The Gay Frogs Epidemic

Alex Jones was reporting about gay frogs, and he had one of the frogs on his desk. Thinking he could get high off of it, Alex licked the frog, and then...he turned gay and fell in love with his staff!

Mr. Clean's Dirty Work

Mr. Clean is a remorseless assassin, who rubs people out with his magic eraser. After a normal day of snuffing people out, Mr. Clean is hired by Prince Charming to kill Charming's girlfriend, Repunzel, so he can be with Doris. But, Mr. Clean ends up biting off more than he can chew, when he finds one place, that's jus...

Obama's Wedding Night: The Horrifying Truth

It's Barack Obama's and Michelle's wedding night, but Michelle has a secret that could make or break their relationship

The Caressing Storm

This is a novel about hard rock guitarist, Michael Schenker. After getting ripped off and losing a lot of money due to a language barrier, Michael decides that he has to learn English to avoid such things from happening again. By chance, he meets Marisa, a lovely but wild young woman, who speaks both English and Germa...

The Mysteries Of Harris Burdick

This is my take on The Mysteries of Harris Burdick. In the original book, each picture has a writing prompt. I will be taking inspiration from some of these prompts, and some will be entirely mine. I will write a story for all of the pictures from this book.

Vintage Gentlemen: A Collection Of Handsome Musicians & Actors

If you like beautiful men, specifically 80s rock stars and German actors, this might be the book for you.

Fat Bastard X Taylor Swift: Big Raw Love

After meeting at Chuck E. Cheese, Fat Bastard and Taylor Swift fall in love, but Uncle Grandpa, a famous drug lord, vows to destroy their love

It's Not Easy Being A Kraut

Rudolf, Michael, and Barbara Schenker are the worlds most dangerous killers for a hire...and the most incompetent. Will they be able to fix their family issues? Will Rudolf get the girl and ride off into the sunset? And will they be able to kill IceJJFish, their most difficult target yet?

Shrek X Onion: Layers Of Love

Shrek has always loved his Favourite Onion, but he is also married. Will their love flourish, like ripe onions...or will they wither away like rotting onions?

Midnight Imperium: Into The Storm

In a world ruled by owls, the crows archenemies, things spiral out of control not only between the two groups, but many animals under the owls rule. Brandwyn, a young crow, watches on as the owls bring in depravity, and wage a war of lies and deception, and he knows if no one else is willing to stand up against them...

Thomas Kretschmann M*rders Ryan Reynolds

Thomas Kretschmann is the gorgeous German actor who used to be the spokesman for the company, Hugo Boss, but somebody decided that Ryan Reynolds was a better choice (Like, dafuq were u thinking?) And Thomas decides that something needs to be done about that...

Justus von Dohnanyi Shitposts & Alternate movie outcomes

Just some random fictional stories and movie theories about my favourite actor.

Sting Of Love

Set during the 80s, this fictionalized story of Scorpions rock band follows the story of childhood friends Rudolf Schenker and Erika Werner. Their bond and love grew out of trauma, but also leads them down a dark path where nothing is what the other thinks. Can their love flourish and survive, or will tragedy rip them...