hello stranger! (or not a stranger, you never know!) if you were unable to interpret the title, this is a oneshot book revolving around inanimate insanity and bfb/tpot! (recent additions are ONE and The Nightly Manor wowie!!) what you'll see in here will be fluffy, usually angsty oneshots my update schedule is wack so bare with me there'll be trigger warnings at the beginning of chapters that i think need them and i'll occasionally be taking requests! (if you want to make one check the first page!!) these oneshots are now being edited by my absolutely wonderful partner who i love very much hehe <3 if that seemed up your alley then i can't wait for you to tag along on the strange journey this book has brought me on! have a lovely day and enjoy!! - vee

i got bored Started this book on 10/31/2022 Ended on 7/15/2023 most of this is just fluff lmao PLEASE STOP READING THIS I AM ASCENDING INTO THE HEAVENS WHILE READING THESE CRINGE ASS CHAPTERS 😭😭💀💀💀💀

AMAZING cover is done by @leafyisbest !! Leafy was sick of being alone and bored out of her mind. And she figured Firey was sick of being in that high, high, up cage. She decided she'd take Firey, that way he's not so high up anymore, and she can use him for... Well... Whatever she wants! And she's not kidnapping Firey... She's just... Freeing... him. Yeah! Freeing him! Setting him free! At first Firey begs to go back, because he'd much prefer to be in that cage than here, but then he starts to fall in love with Leafy. Trigger Warnings: Abuse, self-harm, and other things that may be sensitive content.

When Four and X mysteriously disappear, it is up to Firey to lead his fellow contestants to find Dream Island. When finally finding Dream Island, Firey becomes the king and takes advantage of the power he was given. The former friendly community is now a dictatorship, and the contestants must find a way to dethrone Firey or their lives are in danger. (Cover drawn by @YellowScarfBoi)

In a twisted alternate universe, the BFDI contestants are no longer colorful individuals living freely in an island, simply participating in a weird game show full of zany obstacles, friendships, and intense, but in the end of the day silly antics run by some odd folks. Here, the cast are now artificially grown lab rats, trapped inside a hellish laboratory where they are all put through painful and rancid experiments, ran by extraterrestrial scientists hellbent on finding out which one of these unfortunate souls are going to be- "The DreaMaker." (CONTENT WARNING: THIS FAN FICTION CONTAINS LARGE AMOUNTS OF GORE, PROFANITY, AND GENERAL DARK THEMES. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

Science is always the answer. At least, to Test Tube it is. But this time, science may not give her the answers she wanted. What happens when you become too curious..? The feeling of isolated boredom we all know too well. Now, Test Tube is trying to find the solution, through a psychological experiment. The picture painted in blood can be just as pretty. Trigger Warnings: Murder, Suicide, Mental Illness, Claustrophobia, Extreme Violence, and some cussing. Cover art credit to a wonderful friend of mine, Shiiro on amino! All characters and rights reserved to the proper owners. Thank all of you so much for the support. This was my first story and it means the world to me, truly!!

Probably spoilers Probably some shipping stuff Probably some cringe Probably a little cussing You should probably read it

You must be on something if you're here (I'M STILL CONTINUING IT, I SWEAR)

A doctor makes living objects. Raised in small, isolated environments. Heavily monitored and kept perfect. But some of them, don't come out the way they were supposed to. And imperfections aren't tolerated.