((Basically this is one big messy gay bandom AU, features just about every ship in the emo trinity and a few more)) Frank is the only gay guy he knows, stuck in the rather restricting and conservative world of Catholic school with his two best friends and their Catholic upbringings, where his daily adrenaline hits come from smoking behind the art block with Jamia, who he reckons is on her path to being the next Lindsay Lohan. But then, things really do change, because perhaps Jamia's matchmaking abilities aren't quite as shitty as Frank reckons, and perhaps this 'social gathering' he's dragged along to, does have some benefit to him after all. And perhaps, Frank will draw a face to the name of Gerard - Mikey's older brother, who really despite living in the same town, is worlds away from the reality Frank's stuck in. And on the subject of the unlikely, will Mikey ever finally figure out that Alicia Simmons really doesn't give a fuck about croquet?

Gerard Way meets his alternate self Gerard Gay. This alternate version of himself helps him get the man he wants. His best friend, Frank Iero. But, instead he ends up falling in love with multiple people. One of then being his alternate, who has bright pink hair and the ability to sass you into a puddle of shame. Another being his best friend, Frank Iero. Another being....A short man with long black hair who's name I shall not reveal read the story to find out! ⚠ Warning ⚠ Mentions of selfharm Sexual content (?) Cursing Mild to moderate violence Uhh..A lot of gay love and smut? Aka if you're homophobic, fuck you.