Meet the Commission's worst spy. Decades after the murder of her parents and adoption by the Handler, teenage shapeshifter Zara is assigned her first mission: eliminating Five Hargreeves. There's only one problem. She might just fall in love with him first. Hopelessly incompetent, Zara finds herself thrust into a world of disastrous comedy, gut-wrenching betrayal, spiralling infatuation, and terrible, terrible secrets. ── 𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙪𝙭 © 2020

❝ 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, ❞ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐘⁴ 𝐅. 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐗 𝐎.𝐂 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 𝟒𝟎𝟏𝟕𝟖 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 ( 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 ) 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 #𝟏 𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝟏𝟗/𝟗/𝟐𝟒 #𝟑 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬 𝟏𝟒/𝟏𝟏/𝟐𝟒 #𝟑 𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝟓/𝟏𝟐/𝟐𝟒 #𝟓 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝟏𝟎/𝟏/𝟐𝟓 #𝟏 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬 𝟑/𝟐/𝟐𝟓 #𝟑 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝟏𝟏/𝟐/𝟐𝟓 #𝟓 𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐧 𝟐/𝟑/𝟐𝟓

Just two adults who are stuck in their sixteen year old bodies while mentally another age. Oh, and the world is ending. [five hargreeves x fem!oc] ( season 1 - 4 )

"Shit!" Both Nova and Five exclaimed when their eyes met each other. Or In which Genova Perez attempts to save the world Keyword: attempts Extended summary inside [the umbrella academy] [five hargreeves x fem!oc] [COMPLETED - season one-four] [DATE COMPLETED - 03/31/2025] [approx. word count: 240k+] Best Rankings 🏆 #1 five [08/14/2025] #1 lutherhargreeves [08/14/2025] #1 allisonhargreeves [01/22/2025] #1 klaushargreeves [01/15/2025] #1 angelofdeath [02/13/2025] #3 superhero [09/24/2024] #11 umbrella [11/10/2024] #11 numberfive [11/28/2024] #13 vanyahargreeves [12/24/2024] #14 fivehargreeves [11/20/2024] #26 diegohargreeves [11/10/2024] #27 umbrellaacademy [11/06/2024] #27 benhargreeves [11/28/2024]

𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗂𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗏𝖾s'𝗌 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝖽𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗐 𝖺𝖼𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗆𝗒 𝗂𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝖼𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗆𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆． （ 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗋 .ᐟ 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗈𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝖻𝖺𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 i 𝖺𝗉𝗈𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗂𝗓𝖾 .ᐟ ） 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 : #3 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴 #1 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘺 #1 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴 #1 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴 -- volume one. 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟑 : ( STARTED: 03 03 23 ) 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟑 : ( FINISHED: 11 04 23 ) -- volume two. 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟒 : ( STARTED: 08 12 24 ) 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟒 : ( FINISHED: 02 21 25 )