❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

This story is mostly pure fiction.

You wake up in a strange place, the ceilings white, you could feel the fuzzy carpet under you, your head burning with pain. You sit up slowly, the layout of the house was screwed up, almost like a little girls room. A white vanity next to the door, it was covered with makeup, the brown dresser next to the white closet, the walls pink, and the bed was white oak, reaching up towards the top. The top had a white sheet with flowers, the bed had pink flowers scattered on the spread, pillows here and there, doll heads laid next to the bed. You ran to the window, outside was huge, you looked down at your clothes, you were wearing a bright blue dress, black flats and a ribbon in your hair. You finally tied it all together.. You were in the Dollhouse.

Recently there have been a number of unexplained deaths in my neighborhood. Everyone is on edge. Many believe it is murder. The main suspect is a girl living alone in the huge, old-fashioned house at the end of the street. Her name is Melanie Martinez. [August 2015 - August 2016]

A case comes up at a councelling retreat and Sam, Dean and Cas go to check it out. Sam snatches up the only job vacancy forcing Cas and Dean to go in as a couple. None of them expect the events that unfold (but they kinda do).

Once, there was a creature. A creature so feared and violent. They had been thought to have all died. But that is wrong. Many times they have been seen so very alive. And here they are again. And a girl, surrounded by secrets and lives gone by. She must remember these lives if she is to win this.

Dan's the new kid in school, expelled from his last for threatening a teacher. Dan's family hoping this will be a new start, don't know their son's biggest secret. Will Dan have the confidence to tell his father about the way he feels? Or will he continue to be the rebellious teenager he is? Phil is completely the opposite from Dan, never gets in trouble, quiet and doesn't have any friends. Trying to double depression and his grades, how will he deal with a new kid in his class? Will all his secrets be revealed? And will the bullying stop? Dan crosses Phil on his first day, and things don't start in the best way. Phil doesn't need help, but Dan is adamant he helps the boy through his years at college. What will happen when things turn upside-down for the both of them? Warnings: mentions of selfharm, bullying, mild swearing, sexual references and boy boy pairings. Not recommended for people under the age of 13. ©chloemitzu

Sam, Dean, and Cas go on a hunt where people are mysteriously disappearing and then reappearing a little while later, well a much older versions of themselves anyway. Along they run into the (11th) doctor along with the Ponds and Captain Jack. This hunt just got a lot more complicated. Sorry this isn't exactly Superwholock- I haven't seen Sherlock but it is on my list of things to watch.

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with kickthestickz This story carries some warnings, however they're p much all spoilers except non-graphic violence and injury on one occasion, and non-described minor character death. No major character death and no self harm. Please message me if you think you'll need to know the TWs! To avoid spoilers, you can give me a list of things you don't want to read for whatever reason and I'll let you know if they're in the fic or not :)