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This is the story of Chris the Cucumber and his quest to find his original character Willow Hardcock, who he believes to exist in one possible reality. Willow meets a boy who's under the control of an evil cheeseburger and Chris finds himself in the acquaintance of a sheep Princess. This story has unpredictable humor, long-winded backstory, and lore revelations that will make you say "Hoh my God! WAH!"

Holy Book of Wah

you can find volume 1 on my profile. Waluigi, jupitercl0uds and Tails were living a happy life on a hill. But when the evil Jupiter_Clouds strikes, they are endangered. this fic is reposted from ao3. i have to rights to it dw (its my own fic lol). i would have this as it is on ao3, as one big fic, however, i update it quite frequently, so it would be a massive pain to have to upload on both sites simultaneously. instead, i decided to post in volumes, each with about 20 chapters.

After their partners leave them, Nikocado and Ed fall in love with each other. Or whatever. I don't even know. (my friends found out about this lol um anyways)

Waluigi find out he is gay

Su tart is just your average guy until 1 day he and his brother pop tart found their enemies soup tart and bob tart and they have an epic battle read to find out who wins and how they became enemies!

Wario and dr.eggman go on a romantic date at checkers but things don't go as planned. Read this romantic story to know what happens.