Dan is a spy. And Phil just happens to be his next assignment. But Dan isn't an ordinary spy and Phil isn't an ordinary millionaire. What happens when the two meet....this sounds like a crappy chick-flick but whatever. Trigger Warnings: self-hate, mentions of abuse, generally really depressing Oh and there is a ton of smut in this so don't like, don't read, but there will be fluff in the future. Disclaimer: I don't own Dan or Phil (obviously) and this story is a work of fiction etc, etc. Phan probably isn't a thing (though i wish it was) and all that boring stuff i have to write so i don't get sued