One coffee spill is all it takes to send Elliot's painfully ordinary life spiraling into absolute chaos. Her new(or old) coffee table? Turns out it's a pint-sized, sass-loaded dragon with the appetite that could bankrupt a buffet and the charm of a cranky teenager. It's as if Percy Jackson met The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Between dodging fiery outbursts, keeping her apartment intact, and surviving the dragon's endless commentary on her life choices, Elliot has one question: who's really in charge here-her or the dragon? Spoiler: It's definitely not her ;) Buckle up for a laugh-out-loud adventure where curses are messy, dragons are mouthy, and caffeine-fueled survival is the name of the game! All rights reserved. No part of this book may be re-published or utilized in any form without the author's prior permission. Unauthorized use and Plagiarism is strictly prohibited. Thank you.

Hannah is an investigative reporter in a world of superheroes and super villains, which can make work a little challenging sometimes. Even more so as she's dating a superhero, who doesn't know that she knows (despite the fact that he doesn't wear a mask? How no one else has figured this out yet she doesn't know). But when crisis strikes, Hannah will have to work hard to save the day, with the power of common sense and investigative reporting (and a hammer).

Terrible people flirting with and annoying each other.

When Jax meets Savannah on the subway, he can tell she's anything but ordinary. His suspicions are confirmed when she takes him to central park, showing a world full of monsters--some good, some bad. And some who are trying to control his mind.

When a girl finds herself accidentally transported into the world of her favorite romance novel, she is pleased to find out that she's become the story's only sensible character: the unnamed coffee shop girl. Now with a front row seat to the romance, Megan finds that she just can't watch a dark and brooding hero awkwardly stalk his way into the female lead's heart. So she sets out on a mission: to reform him into a well rounded character capable of healthy relationships. But in the end, she may have gotten more than she bargained for.

Did cave people consider farting to be as funny as we do?

You read the title. You know what it's about.

THIS STORY IS NOW FREE! When a newlywed princess discovers her Prince Charming is married to six other royals, she brings the outraged spouses together to plot revenge. But will their story have a fairy tale ending? ***** Marrying Prince Charming was supposed to be the key to Princess Ashley's happily ever after. Instead, the princess finds herself abandoned for months at a time while Charming slays dragons and fights ogres in distant lands. Frustrated and lonely, she invites six neighboring royals -- five princesses and one prince -- to her kingdom for a week-long gala, hoping to ask for marriage advice. But after a few glasses of chardonnay, the truth comes out: there's only one Prince Charming, and they're all married to him. Obviously, Prince Charming must die. But as the royals set out on a dangerous quest for revenge, they must face foul-smelling armies, dark magic, evil stepsisters, and a troubling shortage of face cream. Soon they uncover an even more dastardly plot, and to save the Seven Kingdoms, the royals must risk everything to rewrite their Happily Ever After.

Thirty-Six teenage pregnancies in one year? Nakamura's job as school janitor is at risk if he can't stop the endless hookups at his school. Rage against the Hentai tropes!

Haru risks life, limb, and popularity to protect his friend Shin from four broken hearts. What would happen if a Harem protagonist started dating the first girl? How would the other four deal with their unrequited love? Haru schemes to protect his best friend's new relationship. Joined by a diligent delinquent, how far will they have to go to protect the clueless Harem protagonist?