Not gonna do this shit often, but. . . Oh well. Just some BillFord smut and fluff, and that's pretty much it. Enjoy, you kinky bastards.

Ford trusted Bill, from the very beginning. Bill only wanted to trick the six-fingered nerd at first, then slowly started to develop feelings for him. But after Bill tries to apologize for what he did, he gets kicked out of his dimension, turned into a human, and left to die in the snow. For 30 years, Bill helps Stan get his brother back. But when Ford does step through the Portal, will he still trust Bill, even after all these years? There is a fuck ton of swearing in here, so be warned. There probably isn't a chapter where there isn't at least one curse word. So. Yeah. Don't like? Don't read. Story complete!

*disclaimer* I don't own the art nor gravity falls nor the characters This story is about Ford oddly missing a certain someone and them getting I guess you could call it back together

Bill is in Theraprism facing trial after trial until he can prove to Axolotl that he has changed. His goal: reunite with Stanford. Stanford is living his life with Stanley, two old men having a good time. But Bill overshadows Ford's life. What will happen when Ford gives Bill another chance because of Axolotl? How will his family feel? What trials will they face together? Will the demon be able to change, truly? Or is Stanford just attracted to toxicity? There will be adventures, trials, enemies, different realities, and angst. Rating: MATURE (I don't want anyone coming for me about the smut, you've been warned, and there are warnings so you can skip if you so desire)

A short yet sweet smutty story made by yours truly, I've been waiting a long time to make something like this. Thanks for all the love and support everyone! Characters are NOT owned by me but the writing inside this book is, I've spent a long time sitting on this idea wondering if I should go through with it but now that I'm writing again I thought "Oh what the hell" I hope you guys enjoy ;)

Upon cracking out of his stone shell, Bill opened his golden eyes to meet those of his old work partner: Stanford Pines. The last thing he could recall was a fuzzy image of Ford in Stanley's suit, the twin posing as Ford sticking out his hand to make a deal. Oh god. How was he going to fix this? In hindsight, taking over the realm Ford lived in was a little bit overkill just to get a date with him. The older man lingering in front of him blinked in shock, before grimacing at the sight of him. "Bill." (DISCLAIMER: CHARACTERS ARE NOT MY PROPERTY) (DISCLAIMER 2: COMMON MENTIONS OF SEX, SWEARING, AND VIOLENCE)

❛ i need a human's touch but you don't need me ❜ billford in 2024?? ✧ a retelling of canon and non-canon experiences as explained by the book of bill. how their partnership began and how they fell apart, how ford falls into an obsession and worships bill like a god, how bill loves him like a demon.