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Karkat Vantas never really expected to become any one's matesprit, especially not Equius'.

A Homestuck fanfic created by aye_its_ree and RainbowDragoOUO(me!!) Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas 'accidentally' turned themselves into girls and they have no idea how to turn themselves back to their original gender. Sollux Captor tries to find a way to help them, after he laughs at them because of their stupidity. But when he does help them, something horrible happens to one of the men..er..ladies. (Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie) (Story belongs to aye_its_ree and RainbowDragoOUO) (Pictures belong to their owners)

After decades of living the immortalized, bachelor lifestyle of a vampire, Dirk Strider stumbles upon Karkat Vantas, a young man who's fiancé had been swept away from him. Unfortunately for Dirk, the dead never sleep, and they're terrible with secrets. I felt bad for the few who were upset over the ending of Kill Me Romantically. This is dedicated to @dirkkat. Dirk's a vampire. Karkat's a human. Yeah. Enjoy.

Karkat and Tavros have been carrying out a secret kismesitude until one day Karkat leaves him after he reveals a painful truth to him. He leaves him for someone who can be just elusive as he; Equius. But what happens when Equius releases a sex tape that was never meant to get out. The internet is forever.

Your name is Dave Strider. You're 16 years old. You have an.. Interesting career. ---- 16 year old Dave Strider is a demon hunter with his older brother, Dirk. The Striders became hunters after their Bro died on the job. Karkat Vantas is the new kid. He moved to Houston, Texas after the death of his father to live with his older brother Kankri. He never thought that he'd have to go into hiding with his brother, but here he was.

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

This is my first story, so I am terribly sorry if this is uninteresting/poorly written. Cover credit goes to Ikimaru

Voltron Shance Soulmate AU Altean Lance, Human Shiro Earth: Every human is born with their soulmates eyes, and when soulmates meet, their eyes swap with each other to claim their true owners. Shiro has lived all his life with others praising his soulmates eyes. With such vibrant colors and designs never seen before. His soulmates eyes would stay with him until they looked each other in the eye. Shiro couldn't wait to meet the person with the amazingly inhuman eyes. Altea: An Alteans worth is judged by their eyes, more specifically their eye color. The colors that swirl or spark within the iris can mean that you live a prosperous life that effects many, or that you will live an exciting life with thrilling leaps and bounds. A golden ring surrounding the pupil means that you will meat the love of your life at some point, while a deep silver symbolizes that you will die tragically. It can be difficult to understand the meaning in the eyes many have tried to decode the pattern. But everyone knows that the more vibrant the eyes the more important or amazing the Altean that dons them is. But what is Lance to do when he, the second child of King Alfore and younger sibling to princess Allura, He is a child of the crown yet he was is born with the dullest eyes ever seen.

The Hamilton college AU that nobody asked for but I wanted to write. Seriously, if you haven't listened to the Hamilton soundtrack GO DO IT. What happens when the immigrant orphan, exchange student, the school jock, and literally the gayest guy known to existence become friends? This will mainly be Hamilton X Laurens but I'll have some more ships in there. ALL CREDIT FOR THE COVER GOES TO REYSKYKID ON TUMBLR !! PLEASE CHECK THEM OUT !! THIS IS NOT MINE !! THEY MADE THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZINGLY TALENTED !! NOT ME !! ALL CREDIT GOES TO THEM !! NOT ME !! Word Count: 18,508 COMPLETED