In the deep and hilarious tangle of life, where diapers are washed with tears and screams echo like symphonies of despair, our heroic protagonist emerges: **Diogo Carvalho**. Born on a cold morning of December 20th, in the glorious Porto of Portugal, Diogo is what science would call "an accident of nature's course". I...
**Synopsis in Decyclopedia Style (Short and Cynical):** --- **Title:** **"DYNAMIUS SJSJEKEK: The Saint Who Turned Incompetence into Art (And Faith into a Ready-Made Joke)"** **Subtitle:** *"Because even miracles need a poorly made PowerPoint."* **Main Text:** **Dynamius Sjsjekek**, 37 years old, is the ultimate...
Title:** **"Sorak Kan: The Saga of a Studio That Turned Despair into DLC"** **Subtitle:** *"Why Gamer Hell Needs Microtransactions"* **Main Text (With Acid Sarcasm):** In a parallel universe where incompetence becomes art (or at least *NFT*), **Sorak Kan** emerged as the studio that proved that any idea, no matte...