[Completed] (WARNING. THIS WAS WRITTEN WHEN I WAS TWELVE, SO THERE IS CARROTY STUFF AND IMPOSSIBLE THINGS. Also, the sequel to this was discontinued, so you won't get a happy ending, sadly. Still feel free to read, though.) "W-W-What is that?!" "It's a tail, you doofus." A story in which three unfortunate girls become "fish freaks" and are shoved into a life with nosey boys who call themselves One Direction.