7 in omgirls, 13 in Metallica, and 15 in Dave Mustaine also thank you for all of the reads! this is just supposed to be funny not taken seriously. but Metallica kicks Dave Mustard out of the band because he is a different kind of a girl. so Jamie hires Kirkita in replacement which makes Larsilla very happy. but they find out Cliffasil is not as much of a girl as them and throws her under the bus. this is just if Metallica was girly and how stupid it would be. in a nutshell don't read this or you'll be wasting your time.

miscellaneous one shots about you and the bad boys of the sunset strip requests are closed! highest ranking: #1 in gnr

Most of these will be pretty long. I like to put some soul in my writing, not just straight pwp + I write some soft smut, some hardcore smut. Just kinda depends on who it is and the mood I'm in. Warning: kinky shit Also, most of these smuts/imagines will be about Slash, so you if want, you can request smuts if you dm me on Instagram! Enjoy🪐✨ Instagram: lordab0rtionn , z0mbier1tu4l Sincerely, your favorite ;)))

ok so the description of this story is basically i love gnr ehehheheh oh yeah request are open I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE PICTURES IN THIS BOOK

What the title says duhh🤭

A collection of Kelly Nickels x Reader Fanfictions that I wrote because my friend is a mad fucking genius.

Do You Know Where The F@&$ You Are? You're In The Jungle Baby! You're Gonna Die! ••• Welcome To The Jungle! ••• Everyday situations featuring America's Most Dangerous Band. ••• Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own The Gunners. I only own the ideas to each scenario.

A series of imagines and preferences about the original lineup of Guns N' Roses. Requests are OPEN and encouraged! Just comment or inbox me a prompt and your preferred band member!

Everything to satisfy your hot, sexy, cute warming caring loving imagines in that little mind of yours! I hope you enjoy✨

Here's a collection of Guns N' Roses oneshots that range from soft fluff to angst, and maybe some smutt. 😼 (it's not one of those super cringy fanfics dw- just me experimenting w writing hehe. ⋆˚꩜｡)